Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, I'd like access to your lady garden.
Gnome what I'm sayin'?
Sex Her Day Pick-Up Line: Whoa
Gnirl, now I know why they call it Sexy Saturday!
Point to Ponder: Gnomettes wonder if Saturday the most romantic
day of the week, or the sleaziest?
How is Saturday just like a rainbow?
Gnome Buddy: You can see it from a distance, but when you
get close it begins to just disappear.
What is a gnome's favorite Halloween party game?
A. Hide and Shriek!
Why do gnomes like Halloween?
A. Because there are so many other little gremlins out in
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you can sit on my pumpkin,
but you butternut squash it!
What is the highest compliment a cemetery gnome can receive?
A. Wow, you're in grave condition!
Which Christmas decor do gnomes absolutely despise?
A. Elf on a shelf.
What is a Jewish gnome's version of elf on a shelf?
A. Mensch on a bench.
Which condition did the gnome suffer from after he ate Christmas
What do garden gnomes call cutting down a tree for the holidays?
A. Christmas Chopping.