How did the lost garden gnome survive by only eating small
pieces of metal?
A. It was a staple diet.
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Excuse me,
are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause that butt is out of
Road Trip Point to Ponder: If you have a dream that you
got lost driving a car, will you wake up exhausted?
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are
you from Mars? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!
Q. What did the fog say to the long lost gnome when he finally
got back from his vacation to San Francisco?
A. I mist you!
What did the hurricane say to the gnome standing under the
coconut palm tree?
A. Hold onto your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job.
Gnome Travel Pick-Up Line: Hey
Gnirl, why don't you wander lust over this way?
Lost Gnome Wisdom: The best way to avoid holiday traffic
to just stay home!
How many gnomes does it take to change a street light bulb?
A. None. Gnomes can get away with more mischief in the dark.
What did the alien ask its long lost gnome shipmate that
just returned from vacation?
A. Where on Earth have you been?
at event horizon of Black Hole Pub says, "Sorry, we
don't serve time travelers here." Gnome time traveler
walks into a bar.
travel agency offers packages to Gnoman's Land. Lady's gnight