<-----> Away from Gnome: Why can't he just leave the
room to fart?
Why did it take so long for the judge to decide who got
the shack in the backyard during the gnome divorce?
A. He had to consider all the she shed, he
What did the garden gnomes give the cannibal who was late
for the picnic?
A. The cold shoulder.
On the Midnight Prowl Line: Hey
girl, your garden bed, or mine?
can you tell bad from really bad?
How did the Amazon gnomettes refer to their isolated home?
A. Gnoman's Land.
Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
A. They like to share clothes.
What did the guy say when he was cleaning his garden statue
and broke off part of its face?
A. I guess eye don't gnome my own strength.
she felt he was a match for her. This did lead to a hot
When is it okay to beat up a gnome?
A. When he's standing next to your girlfriend and says her
hair smells nice.
you hear about the guy who works in a factory making vampire
gnome statues? There were only two employees, so he had
to make every second count.
Come-On: Hey Gnirl, is your name
Daisy? 'Cause I want to plant you right here.