Why did Bigfoot squeeze the lost girl scout to death?
A. Because he had a crush on her!
What is a Yeti's favorite vegetable?
A. Winter squatsh.
Is it possible to scare a squatch out of your yard by tossing
eggs at him?
A. Only if you egg-sterminate him.
What is the plural of Sasquatch?
A. They are so rare, even Google doesn't know!
What is Bigfoot's favorite 1990s TV show starring Pamela
A. Bay Squatch!
Point to Ponder: Bigfoot and the moniker Front
Range Foothills. Coincidence or not?
Mountains Point to Ponder: Do native sasquatches resent
all of the big new foot paths in Colorado
Little-Known Fact of the Day: Did you know Bigfoot works
as a cop in Park County? Of course not. He's undercover
in the town of South Park!
Whay are Bigfoot sightings so rare in South Park, Colorado?
A. Because the aliens erase your memory there.
How do you know Bigfoot isn't a Denver Broncos' fan?
A. He has not been seen anywhere near Empower Stadium.
Why doesn't Bigfoot play for the Denver Broncos?
A. Because Sasquatch is afraid of clowns!
Why isn't Sasquatch a Denver Broncos fan this year?
A. 'Cause he can't face big da feet!
Where does the Eastern Sasquatch go on vacation?
A. Lake Eerie.
Why do Bigfoots have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers!
Why did the podiatrist relocate to the Pikes Peak region?
A. He heard there were a lot of Bigfoots there.
Which tree monster grows in the forest along with Bigfoot?
Why did the sasquatch like to hear these jokes?
A. Because Bigfoot doesn't want to myth out on the punch
Where is the best place to find Bigfoot in Colorado?
A. Wherever you left him.
What music do Bigfoots listen to?
Point to Ponder: Is it possible that my standoffish nextdoor
neighbor is actually a clean-shaven Sasquatch?
aren't Bigfoots sighted in Georgetown, Colorado?
A. Too much competition with Big Horn Sheep.
Why did Bigfoot run around Colorado with a piece of raw
meat on his head?
A. Some tourist called him a Big Grill-a!
Where do Colorado Bigfoots shop for stylish men's clothing?
A. Kaufman's Big and Tall in Englewood.
Which music genre do Sasquatches like best?
A. Knock 'n Roll.