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(Because Funny Bigfoot Sightings Are NOT Mainstream Enough for Squatchers, Yetters, or Abominees!)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Killer Knock Knock Jokes and Punny Howls Lie Dead Ahead.
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Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either!Q. How did the yeti feel when he had the flu? A. Abominable!Denver asks: What steps should you take if you think you've seen sasquatch? A. Very large ones!

Q. How does Bigfoot tell time?
A. He looks at his wrist-squatch.

Q. Which kind of jokes do TV Bigfoot hunters with night vision cameras like best?
A. Knock Knock Jokes!

Bigfoot rarely makes an appearance, yeti showed up to joke around here!

Q. Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're killer comedians.

Q. How can you tell Sasquatch has a great sense of humor?
A. These Bigfoot jokes are really dumb, Yeti laughs anyway!

Q. Which side of a squatch has the most fur?
A. The Outside.

You might be from Colorado if you vaguely remember this guy from college!You might be from Colorado if you met this guy at a LoDo bar last weekend!Q. Have you seen Bigfoot? A. Not Yeti!

Q. Where does Bigfoot go for drug or alchohol rehab?
A.
To the Yeti Ford Center.

Q. What is Sasquatch's favorite sport?
A. Bigfootball. (Go Broncos!)

Sasquatch Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I hear you like beards.

Q. What kind of aftershave does Bigfoot wear?
A. Brute!

Q. What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
A.
His Yeti Bear!

Q. What does Bigfoot way when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
A. Yum, Hot Pockets!

You night be from Colorado if you've seen Sasquatch from Lookout Mountain!You might be from Colorado if you'd rather run with the squatch, than run away!You might be from Colorado if you've seen Bigfoot in a driverless beer truck on I25!

Q. What happens if Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist!

Q. What does Bigfoot do to ensure good luck?
A. He knocks on wood!

Q. Where do Yetis go to dance?
A.
To a snow ball.

Q. What is Bigfoot's favorite pop song?
A. Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando

Q. What excuse did Bigfoot have for abducting a pretty girl?
A. She brought out the beast in me!

Q. Are sasquatches superstitious?
A. Yes, they always knock on wood!

Q. What do you get when Bigfoot walks in your garden? A. Squash!You might be from Colorado if you've actuallyy seen Bigfoot, in South Partk of all places!You might be from Colorado if you missed this exhibit at the Denver Zoo!

Q. Why did Bigfoot squeeze the lost girl scout to death?
A. Because he had a crush on her!

Q. Is it possible to scare a squatch out of your yard by tossing eggs at him?
A. Only if you egg-sterminate him.

Q. Where does the Eastern Sasquatch go on vacation?
A. Lake Eerie

Q. Why do Bigfoots have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers!

Q. Why did the sasquatch like to hear these jokes?
A. Because Bigfoot doesn't want to myth out on the punch lines.

Q. Why did Bigfoot run around Colorado with a piece of raw meat on his head?
A. Some tourist called him a Big Grill-a!

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