Why won't you ever catch sight of Bigfoot on Lookout Mountain?
A. Jeffco Sheriff's Office is looking into that.
you know Bigfoot works as a cop in Denver? Of course not,
he's undercover on the 16yh Street Mall.
Where does a Colorado Sasquatch vacation when he goes Back
A. Lake Eerie.
What is Colorado Bigfoot's favorite Jimi Hendrix song?
A. All Along the Squatch-Tower.
Why aren't Bigfoots sighted in Georgetown, Colorado?
A. Too much competition with Big Horn Sheep.
Where does Sawatch Sasquatch store his stuff while he's
out on a hike?
A. In a big footlocker.
Which kind of car does Bigfoot drive on 285 through South
A. A Furrari.
Where does a Colorado Bigfoot covertly vacation in Canada?
A. Saskatoon, Saskatchewan!
Why does Bigfoot only leave a few random footprints behind?
A. Because Sasquatch doesn't leave litter in the pristine
Are Bigfoots in Manitou Springs superstitious?
A. Yes, they always knock on wood!
Why are Colorado Bigfoots Hairy?
A. Because they're not Tom or Dick.
What did Bigfoot in South Park say to his psychiatrist?
A. I feel abominable.
What is the mating ground of the Abominable Snowman?
A. Loveland Pass, Colorado.
What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman and
a Colorado werewolf?
Where does Colorado Bigfoot go to vacation?
A. Nobody knows...
Which scientific and cultural facility do Bigfoots avoid
A. The Denver Zoo.
Mary's Glacier Bigfoot Pick-Up
Line: Hey Baby, now I'm harder than permafrost!
Q. What's the difference between a man and a Pike National
A. One's covered in matted hair and smells bad; the other
has big feet.
How did the Cache la Poudre River in Colorado get
A. Early explorers saw Sasquatch and Bigfoot tossing turds
at each other across the river.
If Bigfoot farts in the Colorado woods, does it make a sound?
A. Yes, but nobody is around to hear it, or smell it!
How does Bigfoot find his way through the remote Colorado
A. He sticks to the big footpath.
What is Sasquatch's favorite sport?
A. Bigfootball. Go Broncos!
Why do Colorado Bigfoots have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers!
Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby,
you must be from my future in Colorado because you're turning
me into Homo Erectus!
Where is the best place to find Bigfoot in Colorado?
A. Wherever you left him.