Q.
What is the motto of spaced aliens in Colorado?
A. Why can't we all just get a bong?
Q.
What do you do if you see a space man while getting high
in Colorado?
A. Park in it dude!
Q.
Which Colorado pot strain is preferred by E.T. strangers
in the night?
A. Dooby Dooby Doo!
Q.
What happened to the short E.T. after he got baked in Colorado?
A. He could finally hold his head up high. |
Q.
Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because now the players are making them up themselves!
Mile
High Point to Ponder: What do the Denver Broncos cheerleaders
try to stirrup?
Q.
What did the pirate say whenever the Broncos score?
A. Aye, me Bucko!
Q.
How does a Broncos tailgater introduce himself to the hot
blonde with a ponytail who just arrived?
A. Hay There!
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Ganja
Point to Ponder: Why is green code talk okay in Ireland
and Colorado, but rather suspicious in Omaha?
Idaho
Springs Patient: I keep painting myself gold.
Bakerville Shrink: Oh, don't worry. It's just a gilt complex.
Q.
Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons
go to vacation?
A. Colorado.
Q.
Which hearty Colorado root veggie crop produces sugar and
smiles?
A. Beets me? |