Waiter, there's a fly in the salsa.
Waiter at Casa Bonita: Oh, don't worry. The spider in your
taco will get him.
How do Colorado green chile chefs live their lives?
A. They season the day.
What do you call it when a Colorado pothead inadvertantly
eats all the chips?
A. A Snaccident.
What did the Colorado chef say when questioned about his
A. My puns are corny as taco shells!
What does a Colorado native call it when Fido gets into
the dessert at Denver's Watering Bowl tavern and dog park?
A. Pudding on the dog.
blondes were on a road trip to Denver. The sign said, "Denver
Left," so they started crying and went back home
Why do chickens like these Colorado native jokes?
A. Because they're so clucking funny!
might be exercising outdoors in Colorado if high
gusts are bothering you. And, you might be in Boulder if
uninvited guests bother you. You might be outside
a pot shop, if nothing bothers you.
What do Colorado natives call a vacation home on the best
trout fishing stream in Grand County?
A. Reel estate.
Why was the lamb arrested on I70?
A. Because she pulled a ewe turn.
High Locals Tip of the Day: Running up a steep Colorado
hillside can be great exercise, if you are so inclined.
Which kind of jacket do natives wear when hiking in the
A. A trail blazer.
How do Metro Denver chickens get off the highway?
A. They take the eggs-it.
What do residents of Ft. Collins, Colorado call a drug addict
loon at Horsetooth Reservoir?
A. A quack head.
Why did the Rocky Mountain bighorn sheep fall of the cliff?
A. He didn't see the ewe turn!