you hear about the Colorado geologist? He took his wife
for granite, so she left him.
man in Kiowa, Colorado tells his shrink that he's having
recurring dreams. One night he's a tepee and the next he's
a wigwam... The shrink replied, "I think you're too
cops in a squad car crash into a tree outside Woodland Park,
Colorado. One turns to the other and says, "Wow, this
is the fastest we've ever gotten to the scene of the accident."
What kind of candy is a Rocky Mountain favorite?
A. Snow Caps.
High Tip of the Day: Running up a steep Colorado hillside
can be great exercise, if you are so inclined.
Why did the mountain lumberjack need to go see the dentist
A. He had a cavi-tree.
you hear about the blonde camper in Pike National Forest
who slept like a log? She woke up in the campfire...
Colorado Blue Spruce walks into a bar. Bartender says, "You
better leave." When the tree doesn't leaf,
the barkeep says, "You must take me for a sap!"
Tree replies, "Stop barking and pour me a
What's the difference between lawyers and a herd of Colorado
A. Lawyers charge more.