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Q. Why doesn't Bigfoot wear clown shoes?
A. Because that would make Sasquatch the most frightening
creature in Colorado!
Q.
What does a Pueblo, Colorado cactus wear to a big business
meeting?
A. A cac-tie.
Q.
Why are there only snowmenin Colorado, and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the
winter cold without a coat.
Q.
What do pirates wear when vacationing in the Colorado Rockies?
A. PaRRRkas.
Q.
Whcih kind of underwear do distance runners wear in Colorado?
A. Marathongs.
Q.
Why do hipster horses in Colorado wear bikini underwear?
A. Because it doesn't ride up on them. |
Q.
What did the Colorado bra say to the cowboy hat?
A. You go on a head, while I give these two a lift.
Q.
What does a Colorado Rocky Mountain wear when it gets cold?
A. An ice cap.
Q.
What do Coloradans call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?
A. Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Q.
Where do horny Colorado stoners get their hair styled and
buy a bag?
A. At Great Head.
Q.
Why do hairy men love Colorado craft beer pubs during No
Shave November?
A. Because in Denver, that's Novem-Beered.
Q.
Where can you get a scary good hair cut in Estes Park, Colorado?
A. At Hair's Johnny Salon in the Stanley Hotel.
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Q.
Why don't Colorado bears wear shoes?
A. What's the point? They'd still have bear feet!
Q.
What do frogs wear on their feet at Cherry Creek Reservoir
in Denver?
A. Open-toad shoes.
Q.
How do you keep your feet warm during a Colorado snow storm?
A. Don't go out brrr-footed!
Q.
Why did the blonde cowboy only wear one spur?
A. Duh! Where one side of the horse goes, the other side
will go, too!
Q.
What do Coloradans call heels on ski boots?
A. Ski lifts.
Q.
Why don't Colorado's mountains get too cold during the winter?
A. Because they wear snow caps. |
