Denver's NFL football stadium doesn't even have a name,
does it really even need one? Isn't selling your name like
selling your soul?
How does a dad explain a preseason Broncos loss to his young
A. It's okay, they were just a little hoarse.
What's the difference between lawyers and the Denver Broncos
A. Lawyers charge more!
Which kind of dinosaur played NFL football?
A. The Bronco-score-us.
Why don't women play pro football?
A. Because you could never get 11 women to show up wearing
the same outfit. (Obviously, this does not apply to NFL
cheerleaders, but nobody is looking at their outfits...)
Which disease do Broncos fans worry about before flu season?
A. Hay Fever.
Do the Walking Dead play NFL football?
A. Yes! They play offense 'cause that's what to do in
Denver when your're dead.
What does an observant eyeball call the Denver Broncos stadium?
A. Mile Eye Field.
What happened when the lousy quarterback draft pick threw
himself on the ground in a fit of rage at Dove Valley?
A. He missed.
How many Broncos does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends which team's shadow the Broncos are in!
Why is it ironic when the Broncos play like possums?
A. Denver is im-possum-ably too high for opossums.
What do Denver fans call the Broncos when they lose?
A. A bawl club.
I feel like I'm turning into a Bronco.
Psychiatrist: How long have you felt this way?
Patient: Ever since I rookie at Dove Valley.
Why did the football scream?
A. 'Cause Denver Bronco, Matt Prater, kicked him 64 yards
for a field goal at Mile High in 2013!