| Q.
Why wasn't sun bathing an Olympic sport in ancient Greece?
A. 'Cause the best you could get is a bronze.
Q.
What did the blonde say after losing the breaststroke swimming
event at the Olympic qualifyer?
A. She got mad and accused the other swimmers of cheating
'cause they used their hands!
Q.
How did the old Olympic gymnast die?
A. He just flipped out.
After
the Olympics, a high jumper vaults into a bar.
Bartenderr says, "I can't serve you. You're already over
your limit." |
Q.
Why was Jupiter banned from the solar system boxing match?
A. It tested positive for asteroids.
Q.
Why won't Cinderella ever medal at the Olympics?
A. She has a pumpkin for a coach, plus she runs away
from the ball.
Q.
What was the fastest bug competition ever held in the Olympics?
A. Quicket, in 1900.
A
gold medal winner pole vaulter lands in a bar and orders
two pitchers of beer. Bartender asks, "How long do you plan
to stick around?" |
Q.
What did the coach say when the worst swimmer asked about
his chance of winning a medal at the Olympics?
A. Don't hold your breath, kid.
Q.
Why can't the old-school Olympic all-star athlete listen
to retro music?
A. Because he broke all the old records!
Bodybuilder
Joke of the Day: Gymnasium means naked
exercise in ancient Greek. But don't try that line on the
health club receptionist, unless you've seen an ode to her
on an urn!
A
famous old Russian Olympic gymnast tumbles into
the bar. Bartender says, "You can stay 'cause I don't want
you to flip out."
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