| Bowling
Trivia: Did you know that the best football players are
super bowlers?
Q.
Why did the league bowler's girlfriend break up with him?
A. She claimed he was a real pinhead.
Q.
Why aren't football players allowed to go bowling?
A. Because they spike the ball.
Q.
Why was the serial killer such a lousy bowler?
A. He preferred to gut her.
Q.
Why did the blonde decide not to go bowling?
A. She heard the pins were on strike.
Police
report that there have been a lot of thefts at the local
bowling alley and warn that the criminals are likely to
strike again.
Bowling
Pick-Up Line: Is your name
Strike? 'Cause you're a perfect 10! |
Old
bowlers never die, although they might end up in the gutter.
Q.
Which felines enjoy bowling?
A. Alley cats.
Q.
Why doesn't the teen work at the bowling alley any more?
A. 'Cause he was only ten-pin.
Bowling
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
how'd you like to strike up my bowling bag?
Q.
What is the name of the facility in Seattle that's both
a bowling alley and a safe injection site?
A. Pins and Needles.
Kegler
Groan of the Day: The neighborhood bowling alley just had
its 300th strike. The working conditions there must be terrible!
Q.
Why didn't the busy blondes go bowling lately?
A. 'Cause they couldn't pin down a time.
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Bowling
is the ideal sport! It's an hour of drinking beer, occasionally
interrupted by five seconds of exercise.
Q.
What did the coach say to pro kegler team?
A. Bowlers, please keep your minds out of the gutter.
Q.
How much should it cost to bowl one game?
A. Ten pinnies.
Q.
What does a champion bowler do after a perfect 300 game?
A. He strikes a pose.
Q.
What does a bowler crave on Thanksgiving?
A. A Turkey! (that's three strikes in a row)
Q.
Who wrote the book, Rolling It Down The Alley?
A. Beau Ling. |
