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Q. Why did the cop sit on the toilet? A. To do his duty!

 


Bathroom Humor, Toilet Jokes, Sh*tty Puns
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Toilet Humor, Crappy Puns, Bathroom Jokes
(Because White Toilets Are NOT Too Mainstream and Potty Puns May Make You Flush With Laughter)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Bathroom humor stinks. No butts about it.
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I love my toilet! We've been through a lot of sh*t together!Hulk Asks: What do toilets and anniversaries have in common? A. Men always miss them!Did you hear about the girl who fell off the toilet? She was so embarrassed, that her cheeks flushed!

When the plumber broke up with his girlfriend, he said, "It's over, Flo."

Went to the proctologist yesterday. Today the wife reported, "Doc called with your colonoscopy results – they found your head."

Q. Why are turds always tired?
A. Because they're pooped out!

Chimp Asks: Why did the blonde put candles on the toilet seat? A. She was decorating for a surprise birthday potty!Man Who Stands On a Toilet is High ON Pot!A man who digs for his watch in a toilet is bound to have sh*tty timing!

Eco blondes know the adage: if it's yellow, let it mellow.

Blondes know green is good, unless your toner can't correct it.

Ya know, yellow is such an optomistic color, especially in the bathroom.

Sometimes I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg...

Anybody who stands on a toilet in Denver is already a mile high.

Plumbers dig this joke, sooner or later.

Q. Why do cherry trees stink?
A. Because George Washington cut one!

Bounders who dig in toilets really should find better things to do with their time!

Q. What did Mr Spock find in the toilet? A. A Little Shat!Q. Why did the blonde take a nap on the toilet? A. Because it's in the rest room!Q. What is a toilet's favorite sport? A. Bowling!

Q. Which part of a trilogy is always a real stinker?
A. Da Turd Part!

Here I sit to take a sh*t, I pushed a load but nothing showed. Then I realized something was amiss, because I came in here to piss.

Q. What is the one thing you'll never see your plumber do?
A. Bite his nails!

Q. Where do football players go before a big game? A. To the toilet bowl!Q. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? A. It was his doody!Q. What do you call a fairy using the toilet? A. Stinker Bell!

Coach has a recurring nightmare that the team won't be able to pull their head out of their ass for the big game. The sh*ttiest dream ever... Go Denver?

Q. Where does hot sh*t stay in downtown Denver?
A. The Brown Palace

Q. What did the poop say to the fart?
A. Wow, you just blew me away!

Q. What kind of car does a proctologist drive?
A. A brown Probe!

Seriously? Fairies need a toilet? Can't they just dust their sh*t down on any unsuspecting soul?

When you're up hootin' with the owls and you need to move your bowels, is the moment magical? I stink not!

Q. Why was Tigger in the toilet? A. He was looking for Pooh!Q. What would you expect to find in Superman's bathroom? A. The Superbowl!Q. What did Mr Spock find in the toilet? A. The Captain's Log!

Q. Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A. Because he likes to play with Pooh!

Q. What do you call a 12-inch turd?
A. A foot stool!

Q. What did the priest say before he flushed the toilet?
A. Holy Crap!

Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Bathroom humor stinks. No butts about it.
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