Q.
What should you do if you struggle with your identity?
A. Go into the bathroom and look into the mirror, because
that's the best place for self reflection.
Q.
What happened when the woman noticed that her brand new
bathroom mirror was cracked?
A. She was beside herself.
Q.
What did the vampire turn down the salesman joh at the mirror
store?
A. He just couldn't see himself doing that.
Q.
Why did the blonde take the mirror inspector job at the
factory?
A. 'Cause she could see herself doing that. |
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You sing Klingon opera when you're in the shower!
Kid
In the Bathtub: Mommy, what kind of bird pooped on my head?
Mom: A stool pigeon.
Fogged
Up Laugh of the Day: I thought my wife was kidding
when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing I'm
a Believer by the Monkees when I'm in in the shower.
But then, I saw her face in the steamed up bathroom
mirror.
Q.
Why were there bullet holes in the bathroom mirror?
A. Because a blonde tried to kill herself.
Q.
Why did the blonde stand in front of the bathroom mirror
with her eyes shut?
A. To see what she looked like asleep. |
Q.
Why did the guy always smash up bathrooms decorated with
ceramics?
A. Because he had a wreck tile dysfunction!
Q.
What happens after the lady of the house sprays orange-scented
air freshener in her bathroom?
A. Then it smells like shitrus.
To
the big asshole who stole my broken bathroom scale: There
is no way you'll get a weigh with it!
Q.
How does a blonde soprano sing the scales while she weighs
herself in the bathroom?
A. Do Re Mi, Me, Me, Me, Me, Doh!
Q.
How do you get the bathroom unlocked in a hurry?
A. Use a doo-key! |