Why did the dentist go to the tooth store?
A. To bicuspids!
What do you call the practical advice your dentist gives
A. His fill-osophy.
This will hurt a bit.
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife.
What did the dentist's girlfriend say when she broke up
A. No hard fillings...
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A. Because it lost its filling.
Groan of the Day: I was feeling a little crooked, but my
dentist straightened me out.
What's the best way to find a painless dentist in your neighborhood?
A. Word of mouth.
How do you describe an elderly dentist?
A. A bit long in the tooth.
Dentist Grin of the Day: Did you hear about the dentist
who put braces on his patient as a stop-gap measure?
What does a dentist-in-training do before an oral exam?
A. He brushes up!
Why did the tatoo artist's molar just want to be left alone?
A. It needed time tooth-ink.
Which brilliant dentist wrote the book, Toothpaste Loves
A. Flo Ryde.
Why are dentists such expert problem solvers?
A. They always get to the root of the problem.
guy goes to to the dentist and the doctor asked, "When's
the last time you flossed. The guy replied, "You remember.
You were there."
Pick Up Line: Hey baby,
you look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
stop telling punny dentist jokes!
– Oral B. Madd.
What is a drill team?
A. A group of dentists who all work together!
patient asked his orthodontist if he gave up candy, popcorn
and gum, will his braces come off sooner. The dentist said,
"No, it will only seem longer."
Why did the pet store owner call his dentist?
A. His canines were loose.
What is your dentist's least favorite game?
A. Tooth or Consequences!
Who is the most famous Scottish dentist of all time?
A. Phil N. McCavity.
What time is it hardest to schedule a dental appointment?
Fact of the Day: An orthodontist always gets to the root
of the problem.
dentists never die, but they do lose their pull.