Chimp says: Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade! - Sick Puns, Doctor Jokes, Healthy Humor

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Q. What do you call advice from your dentist? A. Dental floss-ophy!Q. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist? A Fill me in when you return!Q. What does the dentist of the year get? A. A little plaque!

A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact on his patients.

Always be kind to your dentist because he's got fillings, too!

My dentist simply wouldn't stop working on my teeth? I guess he was abscess-ive compulsive?

Q. What does a dentist call an astronaut's cavity? A. A black hole!Q. Why did a blonde go to the dentist? A. Because somebody dented her car!Chimp says: Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade!

A good dentist is a little picky, but a great dentist never gets on your nerves!

Nobody knew she had a dental implant, until it came out in conversation.

Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving.

Q. Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A. Dracula's dentist!Q. What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A. A molar bear!Q. What is the best way to get a job at a dentist office? A. Word of mouth!

Q. How are vampires and false teeth alike?
A. They only come out at night!

Q. What did one tooth say to another tooth?
A. Thar's gold in them thar fills!

My dentist seemed a bit distracted today. Is he just brushing me off?

Q. What will your dentist give you for $1? A. Buck teeth!Q. What did the dentist do on the roller coaster? A. He braced himself!Q. Why does the dentist seem moody? A. He always looks down in the mouth!

An orthodontist always gets to the root of the problem.

I was feeling a little crooked, but my dentist straightened me out.

Did you hear about the dentist who put braces on his patient as a stop-gap measure?

A patient asked his orthodontist if he gave up candy, popcorn and gum, will his braces come off sooner. The dentist said, "No, it will only seem longer."

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