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Teeth
Jokes, Funny Dentist Puns, Toothy Humor
Dental
puns, teeth humor, and funny dentist jokes that won't take a bite out
of your wallet.
Dental Humor, Tooth Puns, Painless Dentist Jokes
(Because Full-Filling Dentist
Puns and Drilling Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
If You Have a Toothache!) |
Warning:
4 Out of 5 Dentists Advise Caution! Dentistry humor, mouthy jokes,
and puns that really bite ahead.
| Dentist Jokes and Toothy Grins
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Mouth Jokes | Doctor
Jokes and Nurse Puns |
| Surgeon Jokes | Blood
Jokes | Urologist Laughs |
Constipated Groans | Diarrhea
Humor |
| Shrink Jokes | Brain
Jokes
| Dopey Pharmaceutical Jokes | Futuristic
Medical Jokes | Eye Puns |
| Eye Doc Puns |Optometry
Jokes | Ophthalmology Jokes
| Optician Puns | Sick
Pick-Up Lines |
Dental
Hygiene Point to Ponder: If dentists make money off people
with bad teeth, should you trust the toothpaste or toothbrush
recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists?
Q.
How do you find the most rewarding dental industry jobs?
A. By word of mouth! |
Did
you hear about the dentist who was convicted of incisor
trading?
Q.
What did the dentist say to the computer?
A. This won't hurt a byte.
Q.
What game are you playing if you don't take care of your
teeth?
A. Tooth or Consequences!
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Q.
How can you tell you've found the best dentist?
A. He's Ahh-Inspiring!
Q.
Why is the Tooth Fairy so smart?
A. She has a lot of wisdom teeth.
Q.
How do you know a 43,560 square-foot tooth is bad?
A. Because it's an acre! |
A good dentist always tells his patients the whole tooth.
Q.
What is the difference between a dentist and an aerobics
instructor?
A. The dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you. |
"Please
scream as loud as you can," said the dentist to his
patient. Patient asks, "Why would I do that?"
Dentist replies, "The waiting room is full and the
football game is on in ten minutes!"
Q.
Why did they call the dentist The King?
A. Because he specialized in crowns.
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Dental
Grin of the Day: When I said I was afraid of the dentist,
I didn't mean the drill. I meant the bill!
Did
you hear about the boy who had to brace himself for his
next visit to the orthodontist's office? |
Did
you hear about the dentist's daughter? Now, she's a world-renowned
ahh-pera singer!
Q.
What is the favorite song of many dentists?
A. The Yanks Are Coming.
Q.
How do you know your dentiist is an Alt Righter?
A. He thinks the best teeth are white and straight. |
Old
British Man: Luv, your teeth remind me of the stars.
Old Man's Old Wife: Because they sparkle and gleam?
Old Man: No. Because they come out at night.
Dentistry
Point to Ponder: If dentists make money off people with
bad teeth, why should we trust toothpaste recommended by
4 out of 5 dentists?
Q.
Which unknown comic dentist wrote the book, Pain Management?
A. Nova Caine.
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Q.
Why did the lumberjack need to see a dentist?
A. He had a cavi-tree.
Q.
What does a dentist like to hear during sex with his partner?
A. Ahh!
Q.
Why did the Tooth Fairy go to a psychiatrist?
A. Because she was having a hard time believing in herself.
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...
But it wasn't enough to really sink his teeth into.
Q.
Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder?
A. Because the DNA all matches, and there are no dental
records.
Q.
What did the sedated patient say to the dentist?
A. If you strike oil, we share the profits. |
I
Vent to my
dentist today, and he seemed very distracted. Vas
he brushing me off?
Q.
Why did a termite eat the sofa, loveseat, and chair?
A. Because it had a suite tooth!
Q.
Why do vampires brush and floss their teeth so often?
A. So they won't have bat breath!
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Q.
What happens when you get a gold tooth?
A. You put your money where your mouth is.
You
are pretty much like my false teeth. I can't smile without
you!
Q.
What did the dentist say to the sabretooth tiger?
A. You have outstanding teeth. |
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Dentist Jokes and Toothy Grins |
2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Doctor Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | Germ
Jokes |
| Surgeon Jokes | Urologist
Jokes | Constipation Jokes
| Diarrhea Jokes | Blood
Jokes | 2 |
| Dopey Pharmaceutical Jokes | Futuristic
Medical Jokes | Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes
| Dr. Who Jokes |
| Eye Doctor Jokes and Optometrist Humor
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | Eye
Puns | Sick Pick-Up Lines |
| Optometry Jokes | Ophthalmology
Jokes | Optician Puns | Glasses
Jokes, Eyewear Spectacles |
| Medical Jokes | Shrink
Humor, Psychiatrist Jokes | Addict
Jokes, Rehab Puns | Brain Jokes
| 2 |
| Body Jokes | Human
Anatomy Jokes | Inner Body Puns,
Back Jokes | Butt Jokes | Heart
Humor |
| Male Body Jokes, Viagra Jokes | Female
Body Jokes | Chest Jokes, Pec Puns,
Breast Humor |
| Head Humor | Face
Jokes | Ear Puns | Nose
Jokes | Neck Puns | Ear,
Nose, Throat Humor |
| Mouth Jokes | Hand
Jokes, Finger Puns, Arm Humor | Leg
Jokes | Foot Jokes | Belly
Laughs |
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still open wide, so bite
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