Who Point to Ponder: Seriously, can The Doctor even get
cell service in the sewer?
What does Doctor Who call a universally stinky fart of unknown
A. Silence, but deadly.
Doctor Who Pick-Up Line:
Hello girl, can I reverse the polarity of your neutron flow?
Who Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, you make my Centurion stand at attention.
Why is it impossible for you to time travel now?
A. Because you know the time and the place, but not the
Why is it so hard to watch The Day of The Doctor 3D?
A. Because it's so hard to see through all the void particles.
Who Pick-Up Line: Babe,
are you a Tardis? 'Cause when I look into your eyes I feel
like I'm flying around the universe.
When do Time Lords drink alcohol?
A. Only on days that begin with T. Tuesday, Thursday, Today,
pile of trash walks into the Time Lord Bar. Bartender says,
"Hey, didn't I throw you out yesterday?"
Why did the Sontaran have a hard time paying his pub tab?
A. Because he was a little short.
What do you call a Sontaran decoy?
A. A di-STRAX-tion.