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Doctor Who Jokes, Tardis Humor, Time Lord Puns
(Because Time Traveling Aliens That Actually Like Earth Could Never Be Too Mainstream)
Tardis Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Time Paradox Jokes Ahead. Yes, The Doctor Is In!
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Bartender says: "We don't serve time lords here." Time lord walks into a bar.If two Tardi appear in one place, it's a Pair O' Box!Q. Why did the Doctor jump into his own time stream? A because it made things a little Clara!

A lady alien, a female astronaut, and a sexy shooting star walk into a bar. Captain Jack says, "You're out of this world!"

The speed of light is when you take a bottle of beer out of the refrigerator before the light comes on in the Tardis, or after...

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a Tardis. Don't tell me that's just a coincidence!

Doctor Who pick-up line:
You've stolen both my hearts.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Yes,! That IS correct!

Doctor Who pick-up line: Every time I regenerate, my Tardis gets bigger!

Q. How many tears did the Doctor cry?
A.
Enough to water a Rose.

Doctor Who pick-up line:
Are you a weeping angel? 'Cause I can't take my eyes off of you.

Doctor Who pick-up line:
Come back to my place, and you can call me The Master.

Q. What do you call a Doctor in the sewer? A. Doctor Poo!Q. How is Doctor Who like a kitchen? A. It's had more than one Baker working for it!Two time lords walked into a bar... You'd think they would have seen it?

Seriously, Can The Doctor even get cell service in the sewer?

Plumb Doctor Who pick-up line: Can I reverse the polarity of your neutron flow?

Doctor Who pick-up line: Are you a Tardis? 'Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.

I only drink on days that begin with T. Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow...

A pile of trash walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, didn't I throw you out yesterday?"

If the Doctor uses a sonci screw driver, does Jack use a sonic mimosa?Q. What do you call a time-traveling cow? A. Doctor Moo!Q. Why can't two Doctors be together? A. That would be a time pair-o-docs!

Captain Jack visited the Virgin Islands once. Now, they're just called the Islands.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Captain Jack: Hello Chicken!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Yes! It IS I!

A guy ended up at a party full of World Heath Organization medics. Obviously he was at the wrong Doctor Who convention.

Doctor Who pick-up line: You make my centurion stand at attention.

Q. why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist? A. He doesn't want to lose his K9!Q. What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot? A. Time to call the Doctor!Q. Who is the scariest time lord? A. Doctor Boo!

Q. What is the opposite of K9?
A. Kit10

Q. How many tears did the Doctor cry?
A.
Enough to fill a River.

Q. What do you call a time-traveling marsupial?
A. Doctor Roo.

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