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Q. What is a Jedi's favorite toy? A a Yo-Yoda!
Hey Gnirl, are you from Star Wars? 'Cause yodalicious!
Q. Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money? A. Because he's always a little short!
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side!

 


Yoda Jokes, Jedi Humor, Star Wars Puns
Master Obi-Wan Kenobi puns, Yoda Star Wars humor and funny Jedi Master jokes.
"Do. Or do not. There is no try." – Yoda

Jedi Jokes, Yoda Humor, Force-Ful Puns
(Because The Force Could Never Be Too Mainstream in the Galactic Empire)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Even Ben Kenobi Cannot Defend the Obi Wan Baloney Ahead!
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Q. How is duct tape like the Force? A. It has a light side, a dark side and binds the galaxy together!Q. what did Yoda say when he gave Luke his first car? A. May the Porsche be with you!Q. Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon? A. Obi Wan Baloney!

Q. What do you call a Jedi with no eyes?
A. Jed

Q. What is a Jedi's favorite candy?
A. Lifesabers.

Q. Which Star Wars character travels all around the world?
A. Globi-Wan Kenobi

Q. What is Yoda's favorite day of year?
A. May the 4th

Q. Why didn't Yoda have body odor?
A. Because he always used de-yoda-rant.

Q. Why can't you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?
A. Because he's always a little short.

Q. What do you cll a Jedi in denial? A. Obi-Wan Cannot Be!Q. What Jedi can you eat? A. Obi Wan Cannoli!Q. What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A. A To Yoda!

Q. Who is short, green, and plays the cello?
A. Yo-Yo-Da

A book never written:
How to Swing a Lightsaber by Jed Eye

Q. Which Jedi became a pop star?
A.
Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi

Did you hear that somebody picked Yoda's pocket? Who would stoop that low?

Q. Why did the Jedi cross the road?
A. To get to the Darth Side.

Q. Why does Yoda enjoy Seinfeld reruns?
A. Yada Yoda Yada

Q. Why did Episodes 4, 5, 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? A. Because in charge of directing Yoda was!Q. Why do doctor's make the best Jedi? A. Because a Jedi must have patients!Q. What do yu call a Jedi who loves tacos? A. Obi-Juan Kenobi!

Q. What does Yoda say when somebody says something he obviously already knew?
A. No-Duh!

Q. What do you call a nervous Jedi?
A. Panic A Skywalker.

Q. What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
A.
May the Force Be With Ewe!

A book never written:
How to Talk Like Yoda by Ajed I. Am

Q. Why was Yoda such a great gardener?
A. He had a green thumb!

Q. What does Obi-Wan say at a rodeo?
A. Use the Horse, Luke!

Q. Why did Yoda visit Barclays? A. He was after a bank clone!Q. Who aspires to become a Jedi? A. Obi-Wannabe!Q. What do Jedi use to view PDF files? A. Adobe Wan Kenobi!

Q. What is a Jedi's favorite toy?
A. A Yo-Yoda

Q. What do Jedis order at Chinese restaurants?
A. Pada-wonton soup.

Q. What does the Jedi Council do on Thanksgiving Day?
A. They watch the Mace's Thanksgiving Parade.

Q. Which baseball position does Yoda play?
A. Short Stop.

Q. What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
A. Do well you will do!

A book never written:
The Force by Jed I. Knight

Q. Why isn't a Jedi knight ever lonely?
A. Because the Force is always with him.

Q. Which kind of self-driving car takes you to a Jedi?
A. A To-Yoda!

Q. Which Jedi loved to eat corn?
A. Maize Windu

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