| Q.
What does Yoda say to Luke when he's on the first tee?
A. May the course be with you.
Q.
Who is short, green, and plays the cello?
A. Yo-Yo-Da.
Q.
Who wrote the Star Wars procedural handbook, How to
Swing a Lightsaber?
A. Jed Aye.
Q.
What technique does a romantic Jedi master use when he's
trying to seduce a lover?
A. Force play.
Q.
What do Jedi Knights say to Star Wars script writers to
encourage the use of analogies?
A. Metaphors be with you. |
Q.
Which ingredient do you need to make a cake aboard the Millennium
Falcon?
A. Bicarbonate of Yoda.
Q.
Which Jedi became a pop star?
A. Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
Q.
Which Star Wars character grows the best weed?
A. Yoda, because two green thumbs, he has.
Did
you hear that somebody picked Yoda's pocket? Who would stoop
that low?
Q.
How heavy is a Jedi saber?
A. Pretty light.
Q.
Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?
A. Because attachments are forbidden.
Q.
Why did Yoda cross the road?
A. Because the Force was unstoppable.
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Q.
Why did the Jedi cross the road?
A. To get to the Darth Side.
Luke
Skywalker: Are we going the right way?
Yoda: Off course we are.
Q.
Why does Yoda enjoy Seinfeld reruns?
A. Yada Yoda Yada.
Q.
What does a Secret Santa give a kid who is obsessed by NASCAR
and Star Wars?
A. A toy Yoda.
Q.
Why do the Jedi like Newton's third law?
A. Because it's about balancing the Force.
Q.
Why do they only serve Stoli in a Jedi bar?
A. Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
Q.
When is Earth Day for Yoda?
A. May the 4th. |
