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How do you throw a party for an alien? You have to planet!
Q. Where does ET park his space ship? A. A Parking Meteor!
How do alien parents get Baby ET to sleep? They just rocket!
Q. What did teh alien doctor say to the space ship? A. Time to get your booster shot!
Q. What do aliens serve food on? A Flying Saucers!


E.T. Jokes, Space Alien Humor, Little Green Puns
Encounter extraterrestrial humor, unearthly UFO puns, alien LOLs and out of this world jokes.

Space Alien Jokes and Little Green Man Humor
(Because Flying Saucer Jokes and UFO Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream, Wherever It Is They Come From?)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Alienating E.T. humor, spaced out alien jokes, and probing puns ahead.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!Q. How did the little green man from outer space feel when he visited earth? A Alone and Alienated!Space Creature Asks: What do you get if you cross an alien and a kangaroo? A. A Mars-Upial!

Q. What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?
A. Gravi-Tea.

Q. Which classic sci-fi television series do aliens without GPS binge watch?
A. Lost In Space.

Q. Why do extraterrestrial aliens enjoy these spaced out Painful Puns?
A. Because they are out of this world, and just as vague as aliens are.

Q. What does an alien use to keep his feet warm?
A. A Space Heater!

Q. What is it called when too many aliens land in the same place, over and over again?
A. Extra terrestrials.

Q. Why was the alien logged in online?
A. To update his Spacebook status.

Q. Why did the space alien go to the doctor?
A. 'Cause he was feelin' a little green.

Q. Why did the naughty boy become an astronaut?
A. Because he could do no earthly good.

Q. What do little green men wear to bed?
A. Space Jammies!

Q. What do you say to a hot astronaut?
A. Back that NASA up!

Q. Which classic sci-fi TV sitcom do aliens from the fourth rock from the sun binge watch?
A. My Favorite Martian.

Q. What is it called when a space alien visiting Earth masturbates too hard and goes up in flames?
A. Intense Science Friction.

Worst Alien Pick-Up Line Ever: Hi there sunshine, I'm a space explorer and my next mission is to visit Uranus.

ET Chef Asks: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry? A. He went back four seconds!Q. Which Earth day did aliens fin first? A. Sunday!Q. What do aliens on the metric system say? A. Tae me to your liter!

Q. What do you call a little green man surfing the Internet in your garden?
A. Your brother-in-lawn!

Q. Which Earth sci-fi sitcom do furry funny space aliens on the planet Melmac binge watch?

Q. Why does the History Channel show, Ancient Aliens, cause so many UFO crashes?
A. Because little green men always crack up when they watch it!

Q. Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?
A. He saw the phone bill.

Q. What kind of currency do aliens use?
A. Starbucks.

Q. What does an alien wear to a business meeting?
A. His space suit.

Q. Why are there so few jokes about Erich Von Daniken?
A. Because ancient aliens took off with them all in a winged dragon.

Q. What did the green space alien say when he was discovered in the restaurant's walk-in freezer?
A. I cum in peas.

Q. Why are space aliens so confused about what to say to humans when they encounter them on Earth?
A. They're never sure about where and when to ask for a leader or a liter or a litre.

Q. What is an alien's favorite Disney movie?
A. Snow White and the Red Dwarfs.

Q. What is the name the new one-eyed alien sitcom?
A. Alen.

Q. What happened when Chuck Norris was abducted by aliens?
A. The aliens were never seen again!

Q. What did the alien say to the feline? A. Take me to your litter!ET Chef Says: "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when somebody hands you their baby!What did the alien say to the grower? Take me to your weeder!

Q. What did the alien say when its flying saucer landed at a Colorado cattle ranch?
A. Take me to your breeder.

Q. Which Earth sci-fi sitcom have spaced aliens on Ork been binge watching since 1978?
A. Mork and Mindy.

Q. Why did the hermit move to the moon?
A. He needed more space.

Q. Why did space aliens flock to the zoo in the year 2001?
A. They were hoping to see a new Millennium Falcon.

Q. What did the Legos Alien say?
A. I come in pieces.

Q. Why do little space men always turn green when they land on Earth?
A. Turbulence, and Burritos!

Alien PC Point to Ponder: If humans make jokes about Martians, is that considered spacist?

Q. How do space alien poets write their poems?
A. In uni-verses.

Q. Why do aliens like to create crop circles in Iowa?
A. Because they're corny.

Q. Which secretive company sells sex toys to aliens?
A. SpaceXXX.

Q. What was the hipster alien doing on his green vacation to Colorado's high country?
A. Blazing a trail off the galactic mainstream.

Q. What did the space aliens in the UFO say when they got turned around on a whirl-wind trip through the Colorado high country?
A. There's no trichome like home.

Q. What do you call a space alien who never touches alcohol?
A. High and Dry.

Q. What should you do if you come across a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe.

Q. Do old extraterrestrials ever die?
A. No, they just move on to another world.

Q. What do you get if you cross a UFO and a weeping willow? A. A Crying Saucer!Green Alien Says: My wife says I never bring her to an organic?Q. Why did ET toss beef on the asteroid? A. To make it a little meteor!

Q. What did the alien chef see in its skillet?
A. Unidentified Frying Objects!

Q. Which earthly television series is the favorite of time traveling spacemen throughout history?
A. Ancient Aliens.

Q. How are space aliens and smart blondes alike to a sci-fi nerd?
A. Neither has tried to contact him.

Q. Where do aliens go on their day off?
A. The space bar.

Q. How many aliens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The guys at SETI would like to know that!

Q. What's E.T. short for?
A. Because he has little legs.

Q. Why do space aliens put beef in their shampoo?
A. They are used to meteor showers.

Q. What do you call a buff space alien at the gym?
A. A flextra terrestrial.

Q. What did the alien EMT say to the human he encountered?
A. Take me to your bleeder.

Spaced Out Point to Ponder: If athletes get athlete's foot, do spacemen get mistle toe?

Q. How many aliens does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to abduct the bulb, and another to probe it.

Q. What did the alien say when its flying saucer landed at a Colorado cattle ranch?
A. Take me to your breeder.

Q. How are a space alien and a autograph book full of celebrity signatures alike?
A. Both come from the stars.

Q. Where do rockin' aliens go?
A. Stereo 51.

Q. Why don't space aliens celebrate Xmas?
A. Because they don't like to give away their presence.

Q. Why did Ancient Aliens cross the road?
A. Because Erich von Daniken is on a quest to rediscover our alien ancestors.

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