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(Because Flying Saucer Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream – Wherever It Is They Come From)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Alienating E.T. Humor and Spaced Out Jokes Ahead!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!Q. How did the little green man from outer space feel when he visited earth? A Alone and Alienated!Space Creature Asks: What do you get if you cross an alien and a kangaroo? A. A Mars-Upial!

Q. What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?
A. Gravi-Tea.

Q. What does an alien use to keep his feet warm?
A. A Space Heater!

Q. Why did the naughty boy become an astronaut?
A. Because he could do no earthly good.

Q. What do little green men wear to bed?
A. Space Jammies!

Q. What do you say to a hot astronaut?
A. Back that NASA up!

Worst alien pick-up line ever:
Hi, I'm an space explorer and my next mission is to visit Uranus.

ET Chef Asks: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry? A. He went back four seconds!Q. Which Earth day did aliens fin first? A. Sunday!Q. What do aliens on the metric system say? A. Tae me to your liter!

Q. What do you call a little green man surfing the Internet in your garden?
A. Your brother-in-lawn!

Q. What kind of currency do aliens use?
A. Starbucks

Q. Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?
A. He saw the phone bill.

Q. What is an alien's favorite Disney movie?
A. Snow White and the Red Dwarfs.

Q. What did the alien say to the feline? A. Take me to your litter!ET Chef Says: "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when somebody hands you their baby!What did the alien say to the grower? Take me to your weeder!

Q. What did the alien say when its flying saucer landed at a Colorado cattle ranch?
A. Take me to your breeder.

Q. Why did a hermit move to the moon?
A. He needed more space.

Q. What should you do if you come across a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe.

Q. What do you get if you cross a UFO and a weeping willow? A. A Crying Saucer!Green Alien Says: My wife says I never bring her to an organic?Q. Why did ET toss beef on the asteroid? A. To make it a little meteor!

Q. What did the alien chef see in its skillet?
A. Unidentified Frying Objects!

Q. What's E.T. short for?
A. Because he has little legs.

If athletes get athlete's foot, do space men get mistle toe?

Q. What did the alien say when its flying saucer landed at a Colorado cattle ranch?
A. Take me to your breeder.

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