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You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself!
Local news reported a crocodile was found in Denver! But nobody was surprised because the forecast predicted a cold snap!
You might be from Colorado if ou dress in shorts and flip flops because the weaterh forecast is 50!
Q. What do hikers drink in Colorado? A. Mountain Dew!

 


Colorado Native Jokes, High Puns, Colorado Humor
Welcome to Colorful Colorado jokes, high country humor, and Mile High Club puns.

You Might Be From Colorado If... Jokes
(Because Rocky Mountain High Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream If You Really ARE From Colorado!)
Warning: Reune at your own risk? Mile High Humor, Mountains of Puns, and Coloradan Jokes Ahead.
| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver | 2 | 3 |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Tourism | Weather | Mountains | 2 | 3 |
| Nightlife | Craft Beer | Munchies | Dogs | Wildlife | 2 | 3 | Sasquatch | Bigfoot |
| Colorado Sports | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Cannabis | Mile High Humor |

You might be from Colorado if you've stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight!You might be from Colorado if you enjoy craft beers with punny names!You might be from Colorado if you've gone off-roading in a vehicle that wasn't intended for tht activity!

Q. Why are jokes about the Colorado Rocky Mountains so funny?
A. Because they're hill-arious!

Colorado point to ponder: Does the song Rocky Mountain High make John Denver the Nostradamus of this generation?

Q. Why should you stay a mile high?
A. The view is amazing up here.

Q. Why does everybody in Denver brew pubs look so young for their age?
A. Because you're only as old ales you feel!

Colorado Craft Beer Point to Ponder: After sampling numerous tasty beers on Saturday night, shouldn't there be Hop Tarts to toast your Sunday morning?

A bee walks into a Colorado brew pub. An hour later, she comes out buzzing.

Did you hear about the Colorado tourist who got cold while paddling up stream? He lit a fire in his boat, only to discover you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Three blonde hikers were in the pine forest and came across some tracks. The first one said, "It looks like bear tracks." The second said, "No, it looks like beaver tracks." Before the third could say anything, they all got hit by a train... Dam!

You might be from Colorado if your bridal registry is at REI!You might be from Denver if going to Casa Bonita meant you got to drive down W Colfax!You might be from Colorado if you plan all your dinner dates at dog-friendly restaurants!

Q. What do you call a noisy horse?
A. A herd animal!

Q. What's the difference between a horse and Colorado's weather?
A. One's reined up, and the other rains down.

You might be from Denver if you went to Casa Bonita as a child, and still do as a grownup!

Q. Why does Denver have such a wide demographic range of ages that consume legal marijuana?
A. I25 and I70.

Q. What is a Colorado dog's favorite kind of pizza?
A. Pupperoni!

Q. What did the Cherry Cricket waiter say when he brought out the dog's dinner?
A. Bone appetit.

Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you know the "Mile High Club" has nothing to do with Denver!Alien says: You might be from Colorado if you believe in going green!Bear says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!

Q. What to you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A.
Hijacking!

Q. What to you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Autopilot!

Q. What to you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A.
Cloud Seeding!

Q. What is a spaced alien's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A joint in each hand.

Classic Colorado pick-up line: Hey, want to go get cough-ee some time?

Colorado Cannabis Factoid: Nudists hate barely legal weed jokes!

Colorado 420 pick-up line: Hey, let's meet at 4:20!

Q. Why don't Colorado brown bears wear shoes?
A. What's the point? They'd still have bear feet!

Q. What do frogs wear on their feet at Cherry Creek Reservoir?
A. Open-toad shoes.

Q. How do you keep your feet warm during a Colorado snow storm?
A.
Don't go out brrr-footed!

You might be from Colorado if you've seen this guy skiing on Peak Nine!You might be from Colorado if hail freaks you out so bad that you have a hard time getting a cab!You might be from Colorado if you always know what the elevation is, no matter where you are!

Q. Why did the stock broker go to Vail?
A. He wanted to meet moguls.

Q. How many Colorado ski bums does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Ski bums don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in hot tubs.

Q. What do you call a very slow skier?
A. A slope-poke.

Q. What did the Colorado hail storm say to the roof?
A. Hang onto your shingles 'cause this ain't no ordinary sprinkles.

In Colorado, if you don't get hit by lightning or hail, you might as well just go along with the flow.

Q. What is a Colorado skier's mantra?
A.
There's snow place like home!

Q. Why are Colorado mountains so funny?
A. Because they're so high!

High country book never written: Comin' Round the Mountain by Shelby Bach.

You might be from Colorado if toward the mountains and away from the mountains are legit directions.

| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver | 2 | 3 |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Tourism | Weather | Mountains | 2 | 3 |
| Nightlife | Craft Beer | Munchies | Dogs | Wildlife | 2 | 3 | Sasquatch | Bigfoot |
| Colorado Sports | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Cannabis | Mile High Humor |

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