Why are jokes about the Colorado Rocky Mountains so funny?
A. Because they're hill-arious!
point to ponder: Does the song Rocky Mountain High
make John Denver the Nostradamus of this generation?
Why should you stay a mile high?
A. The view is amazing up here.
Why does everybody in Denver brew pubs look so young for
A. Because you're only as old ales you feel!
Craft Beer Point to Ponder: After sampling numerous tasty
beers on Saturday night, shouldn't there be Hop Tarts
to toast your Sunday morning?
A bee walks into a Colorado brew pub. An hour later, she
comes out buzzing.
you hear about the Colorado tourist who got cold while paddling
up stream? He lit a fire in his boat, only to discover you
can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
blonde hikers were in the pine forest and came across some
tracks. The first one said, "It looks like bear tracks."
The second said, "No, it looks like beaver tracks."
Before the third could say anything, they all got hit by
a train... Dam!