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You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself!
Local news reported a crocodile was found in Denver! But nobody was surprised because the forecast predicted a cold snap!
You might be from Colorado if ou dress in shorts and flip flops because the weaterh forecast is 50!
Pot of salsa says: You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself!

Q. What do hikers drink in Colorado? A. Mountain Dew!

 


Colorado Native Jokes, High Puns, Colorado Humor
Welcome to Colorful Colorado jokes, high country humor, Coloradan LOLs and Mile High Club puns.

You Might Be From Colorado If... Jokes
(Because Rocky Mountain High Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You Really ARE From Colorado!)
Warning: Reune at Your Own Risk! Mile High humor, mountains of puns, rocky LOLs and Coloradan jokes ahead.
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Mile High Club Jokes | Denver Dog Puns | Rocky Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Fishing Puns | Bigfoot Jokes |
| Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Miles High LOLs | Weed Jokes | Munchies |
| Colorado Weather Jokes | Cool Weather Humor | 2 | Cold Winter Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons |
| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver Puns | 2 | 3 |

You might be from Colorado if you've stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight!You might be from Colorado if you enjoy craft beers with punny names!You might be from Colorado if you've gone off-roading in a vehicle that wasn't intended for tht activity!

Q. Why do Denver natives think down home jokes and peak puns about the Colorado Rocky Mountains so funny?
A. Because they're hill-arious!

Q. Why do Colorado natives say you stay a mile high?
A. The view is amazing up here.

Green Colorado Point to Ponder: Does the song Rocky Mountain High make John Denver the local Nostradamus of the 21st Century?

Q. Why did the Colorado brewer name his new craft beer Rocky Mountain Wry?
A. Because it's a real barrel of laughs!

Q. What do natives call the insatiable urge to climb all of Colorado 14-ers?
A. Being drawn to scale.

Q. Why do chickens think Colorado native jokes are so funny?
A. Because they're cheep and made up from scratch!

Q. Why do Denver natives in brew pubs look so young for their age?
A. Because you're only as old ales you feel!

Q. Why is Colorado craft beer so popular throughout the United States?
A. Because Americans believe in Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Hoppiness.

Q. Why did the Boulder tech guy exclusively drink Colorado craft beer?
A. Because his head is in the cloud.

Q. What do Coloradans call it when they're stuck in a polar vortex without any beer?
A. Cold sober.

Q. Why don't Coloradans drink Flat Tire beer when they're tailgating in the parking lot at the Broncos game?
A. Why tempt fate or dare the devil?

Coloradan's Craft Beer Point to Ponder: After sampling numerous tasty beers on Saturday night, shouldn't there be Hop Tarts to toast your Sunday morning?

Q. Why did the Denver cops arrest the longtime Colorado craft beer brewer?
A. He was accused of a-malt and beer-tery.

Q. What do Coloradans call a narrow connecting waterway in the mountains that's getting narrower every year?
A. A recessive strait.

Did you hear about the Colorado tourist who got cold while paddling up stream? He lit a fire in his boat, only to discover you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Q. How do Coloradans know when they've had too much coffee and cannabis edibles?
A. They have the ability to ski uphill!

Three blonde hikers from Burlington, Colorado were in Pike National Forest and came across some tracks. The first one said, "It looks like bear tracks." The second said, "No, it looks like beaver tracks." Before the third could say anything, they all got hit by a train... Dam!

You might be from Colorado if your bridal registry is at REI!You might be from Denver if going to Casa Bonita meant you got to drive down W Colfax!You might be from Colorado if you plan all your dinner dates at dog-friendly restaurants!

Q. Why did the Colorado dude ranch owner name his horse Flattery?
A. Because it got him nowhere.

Q. What do native Colorado wild horses say about Painful Puns that feature equines?
A. Neigh!

Q. What do Coloradans call a noisy horse?
A. A herd animal!

Q. What's the difference between a horse and Colorado's weather?
A. One's reined up. The other rains down.

Q. What do native Colorado equistrian enthusiasts look for in a horse surgeon?
A. Stable hands.

You might be from Denver, Colorado if you went to Casa Bonita as a child, and still do as a grownup!

Q. What music do Colorado natives listen to during a rockslide delay on I70 between Georgetown and Bakerville?
A. Rolling Stones!

Q. Why does Denver, Colorado have such a wide demographic range of ages that consume legal marijuana?
A. I25 and I70.

Q. How do you describe the native Coloradan who always climbed down and up the stairs at Red Rocks Amphitheatre on her birthday?
A. Getting up there in years.

Q. What is a Colorado dog's favorite kind of pizza?
A. Pupperoni!

Q. What did the waiter at Denver's Cherry Cricket say when he brought out the dog's dinner?
A. Bone appetit!

Q. In semi-arid Colorado, how do natives know it's time to turn on your sprinklers and water the landscape?
A. Fur trees are whistling for dogs!

Q. What do Denver natives call a poem composed by clever Colorado canines that you have to scan to understand?
A. A bark ode.

Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you know the "Mile High Club" has nothing to do with Denver!Alien says: You might be from Colorado if you believe in going green!Bear says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!

Q. What do Colorado natives call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Hijacking!

Q. What do Coloradans call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Autopilot!

Q. What do Denverites call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Cloud Seeding!

Q. What do Denver natives call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Touring the cockpit!

Colorado Native Point to Ponder: If you joined the Mile High Club on the Field at Mile High, would an NFL ref penalize you for cheating?

Q. On the flight out of DIA, what did the prostitute say when the passenger beside her said he didn't have any cash, but really wanted to join the mile high club?
A. I don't give a flying f-ck.

Air Travel Point to Ponder: If you joined the Mile High Club solo, is that considered a High Jacking?

Q. What is a Colorado spaced alien's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A joint in each hand.

Q. What did the local pot grower say when he got turned around on a whirl-wind trip through the Colorado high country?
A. There's no trichome like home.

Q. What do Colorado locals call poetry by a pigeon out in a marijuana field?
A. High Coo!

Colorado Local Gossip: Did you hear about the Denver street musician who died while smoking weed rolled in a dollar bill? At least he went out on a high note…

Colorado Cannabis Factoid: Nudists hate barely legal weed jokes!

Q. Why are cold coffee and smokin' marijuana such a popular wake up and bake up ritual in Colorado?
A. 'Cause that's the reason ice mocha lot of weed.

Q. Why did the Colorado master gardener give up on the the assessment of the shrubbery of the Texas transplant in Denver?
A. He couldn't get a word in hedge-wise.

Q. Why don't Colorado bears wear shoes?
A. What's the point? They'd still have bear feet!

Q. What do Colorado natives call it when they dream that black bears are currently in their kitchen raiding the refrigerator?
A. A bite-mare.

Q. What do frogs wear on their feet at Cherry Creek Reservoir in Denver?
A. Open-toad shoes.

Q. How do you keep your feet warm during a Colorado snow storm?
A. Don't go out brrr-footed!

Q. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe on a Colorado trail?
A. A Bronco is walking around in his socks.

Q. What do Coloradans call it when a new mother Great Horned Owl tries to feed the wrong babies?
A. An on-nest mistake.

Q. Why did local bald eagles build a nest near the summit of Lookout Mountain?
A. 'Cause they liked the bird's-eye-view of Denver.

You might be from Colorado if you've seen this guy skiing on Peak Nine!You might be from Colorado if hail freaks you out so bad that you have a hard time getting a cab!You might be from Colorado if you always know what the elevation is, no matter where you are!

Q. What is a Colorado skier's mantra?
A. There's snow place like home!

Q. How many Colorado ski bums does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Ski bums don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in hot tubs!

Q. Why did the successful Downtown Denver stock broker ski at Vail?
A. He wanted to meet up with Colorado's biggest moguls.

Q. What do hotdog Colorado natives call a very slow skier?
A. A slope-poke.

Q. What do fashionable Coloradans call heels on ski boots?
A. Ski lifts.

Q. What did the native Colorado skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
A. There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.

Q. What do residents of Breckenridge, Colorado sing in December?
A. 'Tis the season to ski jolly.

Q. How do Colorado natives tell if a used car has been in a recent hail storm?
A. Just look for the evi-dents.

Q. What did the Colorado hail storm say to the roof?
A. Hang onto your shingles 'cause this ain't no ordinary sprinkles.

In Colorado, if you don't get hit by lightning or hail, you might as well just go along with the flow.

Q. Why did the hens stay indoors during the hellacious Colorado hail storm?
A. Because it was fowl weather.

Q. Why did Mike Nelson name the Channel 7 meteorologist's bowling team Lightning?
A. Because they get so many strikes.

Q. What did the Denver duck do after he read all these Painful Puns about Colorado's funny weather?
A. He quacked up!

Q. Why are these Colorado Native jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. How can it be a joke, if nobody is laughing?

Q. Why are Colorado mountains so funny?
A. Because they're so high!

Q. What do Colorado locals call the guy who misplaced the sweet gooey treats on the camping trip?
A. A s'more loser!

Q. What is a Colorado native's definition of derange?
A. Where de cowboys ride wild.

You might be from Colorado if toward the mountains and away from the mountains are legit directions.

Q. Who is haunting the KFC near Littleton Cemetery?
A. Locals know it's actually cannibal Alferd Packer because he just doesn't have a taste for chicken meat.

Q. What is the definition of a terminal Rocky Mountain illness?
A. When you get sick at Denver International Airport.

Q. After returning to Colorado, who wrote the classic High Country book, Comin' Round the Mountain?
A. Shell B. Bach.

| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Nightlife Laughs | Denver Dog Jokes | Rocky Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 | Cowlorado Puns |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Fishing Puns | Bigfoot Jokes |
| Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Mile High Humor | Weed Jokes | Munchies |
| Colorado Weather Jokes | Weatherman Humor | 2 | Cold Winter Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons |
| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver Puns | 2 | 3 |

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