| Two
blondes were on a road trip to Denver. The sign said, "Denver
Left," so they started crying and went back home
to Aurora.
Q.
Why are these Colorado Native jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because the new influx of Coloradans are making them
up now!
You
might be exercising outdoors in Colorado if high
gusts are bothering you. And, you might be in Boulder if
uninvited guests bother you. You might be outside
a pot shop, if nothing bothers you.
Q.
Which kind of motor oil does Darth Vader use while tooling
around the streets of Denver on vacation?
A. Sithetic. |
A
guy went goose hunting in Colorado the other day. Once they
started flying, he knew the game was up.
Q.
What is a Colorado goose's favorite television show?
A. The Denver feather forecast!
Q.
What did the Denver-ized Canada goose say when it was cold?
A. Brrrd!
Q.
Why are Denver backyard chicken jokes so clucking funny?
A. They scratch your itch for puns.
Q.
What did the duck do after he read all these Painful
Puns about Colorado's funny weather?
A. He quacked up!
|
It
was so cold in Colorado yesterday that the politicians –
and everybody else – started blowing hot air!
Q.
What is a Colorado locksmith's favorite winter sport?
A. Skiing!
Q.
When does it rain money in Colorado?
A. Whenever there's a little change in the weather.
Q.
Where do snowmen in Colorado keep their cold cash?
A. In the snow bank.
Q.
Why did the weatherman in Fraser, Colorado go to the doctor?
A. Because he had the chills! |
