Why didn't the young goose in Colorado believe what his
A. It was all papa-gander!
What do Coloradans call geese playing hide 'n seek in Denver's
A. Fowl play.
What do Coloradans call acne on a gosling?
A. Goose bumps.
Poultry Point to Ponder: If you have backyard chickens in
Denver, and take care of them, are you a chicken tender?
What did the duck do after he read all these Painful
Puns about Colorado?
A. He quacked up!
might be exercising outdoors in Colorado if high
gusts are bothering you. You might be in Boulder if uninvited
guests bother you. And, you might be outside a
Denver pot shop, if nothing bothers you.
Denver Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby,
let's make like a blunt and roll.
Point to Ponder: More Bigfoot sightings have been reported
since Cannabis was legalized. Coincidence, or is Bigfoot
here to go green, too?
nonrenewable energy source walks into a bar on Denver's
16th Street Mall. Bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve
you. You've been getting wasted all day!"
Why do Colorado cowboys always die with their boots on?
A. So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
What do you call a Colorado skier who tells tall tales?
A. A snow fake.
you hear about the white water tourist who got cold while
paddling up stream on the Colorado River? He lit a fire
in his boat, only to discover you can't have your kayak
and heat it, too.
What things does a werewolf want to do in Denver
when you're dead?
A. Stay at the Howliday Inn Tech Center.