| Q.
Why didn't the young goose in Colorado believe what his
grandfather said?
A. It was all papa-gander!
Q.
What do Coloradans call geese playing hide 'n seek in Denver's
Washington Park?
A. Fowl play.
Q.
What do Coloradans call acne on a gosling?
A. Goose bumps.
Urban
Poultry Point to Ponder: If you have backyard chickens in
Denver, and take care of them, are you a chicken tender?
Q.
What did the duck do after he read all these Painful
Puns about Colorado?
A. He quacked up! |
You
might be exercising outdoors in Colorado if high
gusts are bothering you. You might be in Boulder if uninvited
guests bother you. And, you might be outside a
Denver pot shop, if nothing bothers you.
Downtown
Denver Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby,
let's make like a blunt and roll.
Colorado
Point to Ponder: More Bigfoot sightings have been reported
since Cannabis was legalized. Coincidence, or is Bigfoot
here to go green, too?
A
nonrenewable energy source walks into a bar on Denver's
16th Street Mall. Bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve
you. You've been getting wasted all day!"
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Q.
Why do Colorado cowboys always die with their boots on?
A. So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
Q.
What do you call a Colorado skier who tells tall tales?
A. A snow fake.
Did
you hear about the white water tourist who got cold while
paddling up stream on the Colorado River? He lit a fire
in his boat, only to discover you can't have your kayak
and heat it, too.
Q.
What things does a werewolf want to do in Denver
when you're dead?
A. Stay at the Howliday Inn Tech Center. |
