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Q. Which Denver suburb do pirates prefer? A. Arrrvada!
Wookie says: You might be from Colorado if you shave your leg and wear a skirt because the weather forecast is 60!
You might be from Colorado if you feel slighted if your dog doesn't get a treat at your bank's drive thru!

 


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You might be from Colorado if you met this guy at a LoDo bar last weekend!You might be from Denver if your sense of direction is toward the mountains and away from the mountains!Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Hey, I'm not getting paid for these tourism ads!

Q. What is an annual unoffical beer drinking holiday in Denver?
A.
Hop-toberfest.

Q. Which Denver craft beer is the fave on E Colfax?
A.
Hoppy Ending.

Two blondes were on a road trip to Denver. The sign said, "Denver Left," so they started crying and went home.

Denver LoDo pick-up line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!

If you live in Denver, you don't have to get high. But, you do have to stay high.

Mile High pick-up line: Don't be shy, let's get high.

Denver pick-up line: Weed be cute together.

Q. Why is Denver known as the Mile High City? A. 5280 Pot Shops!You might be from Denver if you listen to KtCL and know Nerf isn't just a toy!You might be from Colorado if you missed this exhibit at the Denver Zoo!

You might be exercising outdoors in Colorado if high gusts are bothering you. You might be in Boulder if uninvited guests bother you. And, you might be outside a Denver pot shop, if nothing bothers you.

Downtown Denver pick-up line: Hey Baby, let's make like a blunt and roll.

Q. Why is Denver such a happy city?
A.
Because of all the hop-timistic beer drinkers.

Q. If a band is playing at Redrocks during a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
A.
The conductor.

Q. If the Denver Zoo opened a brew pub, which beer would they serve?
A.
Hungry Hungry Hoppos.

Q. Which craft beer is a Denver basketball fan favorite?
A.
Nugget Hoppy Meal.

You might be from Colorado if this guy was your last Uber driver!You might be from Denver if you can remember woodsies at Daniel's Park!You might be from Colorado if you'll always call it Mile Hight Stadium no matter what lame logo is on it!

Q. Which Colorado craft beer do van-driving retro guys in Morrison drink?
A.
Brown Eyed Ale.

Q. Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
A. Denver Channel 7's Mike Nelson said there was a 50% chance of snow.

Q. What do beer-loving Denver Broncos fans chant at the game?
A. Who let the dog stout?

You might be from Denver if you remember Jake Jabs playing the guitar at Evo's Time Out bar in Littleton!You might be from Colorado if your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders.You might be from Colorado if north means mountains to the left, south means mountains to the right, and east and west are where all those liberals keep coming from!

Q. What to you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A.
Cloud Seeding!

I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN DENVER.

Q. Where do many true blue (and orange) Denver Broncos fans live?
A. Mane Street in Downtown Littleton.

Mile High 420-ism: Just Doob It!

Did you hear about the Mile High cannabis job fair? Over 70,000 stoners meant to attend. (If they had held the fair at the Broncos' stadium, it would've been a sell out!)

I accidentally left two Rockies tickets on my car's dash, with the windows open. When I got back, there were two more!

Q. Why can't basketball players, other than the Denver Nuggets, vacation in Colorado?
A. Because they'd get called for traveling.

You might be from Denver if you expect snow on Easter, Mother's Day, Halloween, and Thanksgiving – but not on Christmas.

Q. What is today's Denver weather forecast?
A.
Chili today, hot tamale.

Q. Why didn't the stallion show up to his Denver Broncos-themed wedding?
A. He got colt feet.

Denver Diner: Will my pizza be long?
Pizza Guy: No sir, it will be round.

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