What to you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN
Where do many true blue (and orange) Denver Broncos fans
A. Mane Street in Downtown Littleton.
High 420-ism: Just Doob It!
you hear about the Mile High cannabis job fair? Over 70,000
stoners meant to attend.
(If they had held the fair at the Broncos' stadium, it would've
been a sell out!)
accidentally left two Rockies tickets on my car's dash,
with the windows open. When I got back, there were two more!
Why can't basketball players, other than the Denver Nuggets,
vacation in Colorado?
A. Because they'd get called for traveling.
might be from Denver if you expect snow on Easter, Mother's
Day, Halloween, and Thanksgiving – but not
What is today's Denver weather forecast?
today, hot tamale.
Why didn't the stallion show up to his Denver Broncos-themed
A. He got colt feet.
Diner: Will my pizza be long?
Pizza Guy: No sir, it will be round.