Why did Jakes Jabs' mattress go see a doctor during the
March Madness Sale?
A. Because it had Spring Fever.
What do you get from a Denver cowmedian at Comedy
A. Cream of Wit and lots of bullcrap.
Why do Denver area locksmiths enjoy Painful Puns
A. Because the jokes are so f-key-ing funny!
What to you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Cloud Seeding!
Why did the trucker do well as a stand up comedian on open
mike night at Denver Comedy Works?
A. 'Cause he had great delivery.
What's the main problem with Denver Police jokes?
A. The cops don't think they're funny, and private citizens
are afraid to laugh at them!
you know Bigfoot works as a cop in Denver? Of course not,
Why didn't the goose in Denver think he'd be a suspect in
the Wash Park crime?
A. 'Cause he thinks his shit don't stink.
Why did a flock of migrating duck land near the summit of
Lookout Mountain above Denver?
A. 'Cause they liked the bird's-eye-view.
you hear about the Mile High cannabis job fair? Over 70,000
stoners meant to attend. (If they had held the fair at the
Broncos' stadium, it would've been a sell out!)
Which NFL Super Bowl matchup caused the most arguing on
the ranch outside Denver?
A. Cowboys vs Broncos.
Where do many true blue (and orange) Denver Broncos fans
A. Mane Street in Downtown Littleton.
What do the cops say when they arrive during your Denver
A. Dish is the Police!
accidentally left two Rockies tickets on my car's dash,
with the windows open. When I got back, there were two more!
Why can't basketball players, other than the Denver Nuggets,
vacation in Colorado?
A. Because they'd get called for traveling.
What did the basketball court on top of Lookout Mountain
near Denver feature?
A. Vantage points.
Which dinosaur is prominently displayed at Denver's Museum
of Nature and Science?
A. The Bronco-saurus.
What do they call a dinosaur fart at Denver's Museum of
Nature and Science?
A. A blast from the past.
might be from Denver if you expect snow on Easter, Mother's
Day, Halloween, and Thanksgiving – but not
What is today's Denver weather forecast?
A. Chili today, hot tamale.
Why didn't the stallion show up to his Denver Broncos-themed
A. He got colt feet.
What is the definition of a terminal Rocky Mountain illness?
A. When you get sick at Denver International Airport.
Which scientific and cultural facility do Bigfoots avoid
A. The Denver Zoo.
What should you never say if you get pulled over by the
Denver Police on 13th Avenue?
A. Are you the guy from the Village People?
Diner: Will my pizza be long?
Pizza Guy: No sir, it will be round.
Why did Denver area social media comedians want a dam built
on the South Platte River?
A. So there'd be a reservoir of jokes to stream and a field
of puns to chat
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