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Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!
Q. Why do Denver Broncos' fans fail a drug test? A. They're always a mile high!

Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Denver is just a little closer to home!
You might be from Colorado if a bear on your front porch doesn't bother you!


Colorado Jokes, High Country Humor, Peak Puns
Explore Rocky Mountain humor, hill areas puns, rockin' laughs and highly funny Colorado jokes.

Rocky Mountain High Jokes and Colorado Humor
(Because Highly Funny Jokes and Peak Altitude Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Miles High Colorado!)
Warning: Get Elevated with Caution! High Country humor, rocky Colorado jokes, and hill-arious puns ahead.
| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver Puns | 2 | 3 |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Music Jokes | Colorado Commuter Jokes | Colorado Fashion Puns | Colorado Bigfoot |

| Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Mile High Club | Denver Dog Jokes | Wildlife Puns | 2 | 3 | Dam Funny |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Colorado Weather | Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons |

You might be from Colorado if you've stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight!Chimp chef says: After Colorado legalized marijuana, there were a few hours of peace followed by a statewide food shortage!You might be from Colorado if you plan all your dinner dates at dog-friendly restaurants!

Q. Why are jokes about the Colorado Rocky Mountains so funny?
A. Because they're hill-arious!

Colorado Point to Ponder: Does the song Rocky Mountain High make John Denver the Nostradamus of this generation?

Q. Why are these Colorado Native jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. How can it be a joke, if nobody is laughing?

Q. In Estes Park, Colorado who helps the horse riding stable guy clean up?
A. His co-pile-it!

Q. Why did that Vail area beaver go to jail?
A. He held up the dammed riverbank.

Denver Diner with the Munchies: Will my pizza be long?
Pizza Guy: No sir, it will be round.

There really aren't many good Colorado marijuana munchie puns about Italian food other than a fusilli remarks.

Colorado Pothead Point to Ponder: If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

Q. Why do Coloradans always say you should stay a mile high?
A. The view is amazing up here.

Q. What is it called when you fall asleep riding an inner-tube down a river in Colorado?
A. Drifting off.

Q. Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the orange munchies.

Q. What is a gourmet Colorado dog's favorite kind of pizza?
A. Pupperoni!

Q. What did the Cherry Cricket waiter say when he brought out the dog's dinner?
A. Bone appetit.

Q. Which instrument does a dog musician play in the Colorado Symphony?
A. The trombone.

Q. Why did the Colorado fisherman's dog jump into Hanging Lake?
A. He was chasing catfish.

You might be from Colorado if this guy was your last Uber driver!Local news reported a crocodile was found in Denver! But nobody was surprised because the forecast predicted a cold snap!Bear says: I've partied with Bigfoot in the Colorado high country!

Q. Which Colorado craft beer do van-driving retro guys in Morrison drink?
A. Brown Eyed Ale.

Q. What is the hot new slogan of the Aurora Notel on E Colfax?
A. You've Rented the Room, Now Buy the Video!

Q. Which craft beer is the fave on E Colfax?
A. Hoppy Ending.

Q. What is an annual unoffical beer drinking holiday in Denver?
A. Hop-toberfest.

A skunk ambles into Wynkoop Brewing Company in LoDo and asks the beer-tender, "Hey, where did everybody go?"

Q. How can you tell if you've seen an alligator or a crocodile in a Denver sewer?
A1. One you see later, and the other you see after a while.
A2. Or, it might just be Denver lawyer, Frank Azar (suer supreme).

Q. What do so many Coloradans wish their grass was Emo?
A. So it would just cut itself! OUCH!

Q. Why did the polygamist fungi in Colorado marry the algae in Lake Dillon?
A. He took a lichen to hers.

Colorado Weather Point to Ponder: If a Denver weatherman only answers questions pertaining to wimpy high-altitude clouds, is that cirrus inquiries only?

Q. How do Colorado mountains see you?
A. They peak!

Q. When should you run up a Colorado mountain trail?
A. Only when you're feeling so inclined.

Q. What do you call a Colorado high country hiker who tells tall tales?
A. A snow fake.

Q. If Dr. Seuss visited a Denver brew pub, which beer would he order?
A. Hop on Pop!

Q. Why does Bigfoot only leave a few random footprints behind?
A. Because Sasquatch doesn't leave litter in the pristine Colorado outdoors.

Q. Why do Denver Broncos' fans fail a drug test? A. They're always a mile high!Q. Did you hear about the guitar that got baked? A. It was highly strung!Hot peppers say: G O Denver! OMG! Broncos are hot!

Q. What do you call the condition Denver Broncos fans get from cheering too hard?
A. Bronchitis!

Q. What do you get if you cross a frat boy with corporals and sergeants?
A. Bro-NCOs.

Q. What happened after a team of horses swallowed four quarters?
A. The Denver Broncos lost the Super Bowl. OUCH!

Q. What did the blonde leave the Broncos tailgating party crying?
A. Because they ran out of Coors Light in left-handed cans.

Q. Which state does the Colorado River flow in?
A. Liquid.

Q. Why did the Colorado brewer name his new craft beer Rocky Mountain Wry?
A. Because it's a real barrel of laughs!

Colorado Stoner Groupie Pick-Up Line: Hey, I can be your buzz amplifier.

Did you hear about the Colorado guitar player who was stressed? He was all strung out.

Q. How can you tell that Pike's Peak Bigfoot is a rap fan?
A. He likes to knock on wood.

Rockin' Colorado 420 Quip: Dude, this song smells amazing!

Q. What's even worse than being up a creek without a paddle?
A. Being down Big Dry Creek without a puddle.

Q. What did the Denver Broncos fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A. Dang you, alarm clock! Just let me dream!

Q. Which NFL Super Bowl matchup caused the most arguing on the ranch outside Denver?
A. Cowboys vs Broncos.

Have you ever noticed how much the Denver Broncos mascot, Miles, looks like John Elway? (This is not a joke!)

Q. What were the highlights of the latest Super Bowl that the Denver Broncos didn't play in?
A. The ads, especially the beer ads!

Q. What is the most pristine and untouched waterway in Colorado?
A. Plum Creek.

You might be from Colorado if you can run up ten flights of stairs without getting winded!Q. Why do Denver Broncos jokes keep getting dumber and dumber? A. Because ya just can't win 'em all!Q. Where do crayons go on vacation? A. Colorful Color-ado!

Q. What is it called if you drink tequila inside The Cave of The Winds?
A. A shot in the dark.

Q. What do you call it if you see jackalopes after drinking too much Colorado craft beer?
A. An hop-tical illusion.

High Country Point to Ponder: You might be from Colorado if you can drink for hours at sea level and not get drunk?

Q. Why is Denver such a happy city?
A. 'Cause of the hop-timistic beer drinkers.

Q. Why don't mummies like to go camping in Colorado?
A. They're afraid to relax and unwind.

Q. Where do purists go for the most pristine white water rafting?
A. White River near Carbondale, Colorado.

Whoa! Did you hear about the Denver Broncos fan who was hospitalized with 11 plastic horses inside him? Doctors report his condition is stable.

Did you hear about the depressed Broncos fan? Sad to say, he isn't feeling a Mile High after that last game...

Q. After working with horse crap all day long, how does a Denver Broncos coach clean his hands?
A. With a manure-cure!

Q. How do the Colorado Rockies toast a winning baseball season at Coors Field?
A. With a pitcher of craft beer!

Q. Why did Denver area social media comedians want a dam built on the South Platte River?
A. So there'd be a reservoir of jokes to stream and a field of puns to chat about.

If you're new to Colorado, always get the details from your beer tender or bud tender before you order the seasonal green St. Patrick's Day beer or any pot at the end of the rainbow called Green Flash or Green Flush!

Colorado Front Range Gardener's Lament: If only I could grow green stuff outdoors, the way I can in my refrigerator...

Q. Why should you visit the US Mint in Denver?
A. Because getting green just makes cents!

High Country Sunset Painful Puns: Orange you glad you red all these Colorful Colorado jokes?

Q. What do Coloradans call the large hill where baby animals and plant sprouts flourish?
A. The Mountain of Youth.

| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver Puns | 2 | 3 |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Music Jokes | Colorado Fashion Puns | Colorado Commuter LOLs | Denver Cop Jokes |
| Colorado Bigfoot Jokes | Rocky Mountain Wildlife Humor | 2 | 3 | Deer Jokes | Horse Puns |
| Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Denver Dog Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Hiking Pubs, Camping Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Colorado Water Recreation | Fishing Puns | Colorado Cuisine | Colorado Chile Pepper Puns |
| Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Mile High Denver Humor | Legal Weed Jokes | Mile High Club Jokes |
| Colorado Weather Jokes | Thunderstorm LOLs | Weatherman Humor | 2 | Cold Winter Jokes |

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