| Q.
Why don't Denverites drink Flat Tire beer?
A. Why tempt fate or dare the devil?
A
skunk ambles into the corner bar in downtown Littleton and
asks, "Hey, where did everybody go?"
Q.
What did the Terminator say when he visited the Denver brew
pub?
A. I'll Be Bock!
Denver
Brew Pub Fact of the Day: Men do make passes at
girls with empty glasses.
Q.
Why did the hipster tube down the High Line Canal south
of Denver?
A. Because the South Platte River was too mainstream.
Q.
Why did the Denver locksmith do stand-up comedy during his
off time?
A. Because he always got the audience keyed up
at Comedy Works Downtown. |
Q.
What do you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Hijacking!
Q.
What do you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Cloud Seeding!
Q.
What do you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Touring the cockpit!
DIA
Pick-Up Line: Hey, I've got two
boarding passes. Let's catch a flight and see where we land.
Q.
Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer thinks your karaoke singing at Dubb's Pub
in Littleton was awesome!
Denver
Locksmith Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
did you call a locksmith? 'Cause GPS took me straight to
your mile high lock-ation.
|
Q.
What happens if you consume 5280 cannabis edibles?
A. You get a pot belly, but you know you'll work it off
in a mile.
Q.
Where do pigs get together in Littleton?
A. Tony's Meat Market.
Q.
What did the Cherry Cricket waiter say when he brought out
the dog's dinner?
A. Bone appetit.
Patient:
Doc, I think I'm a Taco Bell.
Denver Shrink: Take two bean burritos. If that
doesn't clear the mental block, give me
a ring.
Customer:
Bring me a burrito.
Waiter at Denver's Club 404: Yes sir, with pleasure!
Customer: NO, with cheese!
Mile
High Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
I have a huge kush on you! |
