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You might be from Colorado if you feel slighted if your dog doesn't get a treat at your bank's drive thru!
No Evil Monkeys Ask: What do you get if you eat too much weed? A. A Pot Belly!
Colorado Wisdom: If you don't like the weather, just wait five minutes, and take cover in the lowest spot during a thunder storm!
Q. What's the difference between a Denver Broncos hater and a carp? A. One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish! Go Broncos!

 


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Colorado Humor, Mile High Puns, Broncos Jokes
(Because High Country Puns and Broncos Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Good Sports in Colorado!)
Warning: Get High at Your Own Risk! Rocking Colorado jokes, Denver trivia humor, and Broncos puns ahead.
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| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Music Jokes | Colorado Commuter Jokes | Colorado Fashion Puns | Colorado Bigfoot |

| Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Mile High Club Jokes | Denver Dog Jokes | Rocky Wildlife Puns | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Colorado Weather | Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons |

Q. What did father buffalo say to his boy when he left for college? A. Bison, CU later!Green alien says: Space aliens are Broncos fans because Denver is a mile cloer to home!Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorado's High Country! Dogs Welcomed!

Q. Which Colorado craft beer is popular at CU?
A. Barley Legal Ale.

Q. Which LoDo brew pub can Millennials relate to, thus whine about the most?
A. The Hop, Skip, and Jump!

Q. What do you call it when you lend money to a Colorado bison?
A. A Buffa-loan!

Q. What's it called when a CU freshman doesn't have a roommate?
A. Buff-alone.

Q. How do Denver Broncos fans introduce themselves to newcomers?
A. With Western Horspitality!

Q. What did ET's mother say to him when he got back home from his visit to Colorado's High Country?
A. Where on Earth have you been?

Q. On East Colfax, which type of Bronco fans prefer late evening games?
A. Night Mares.

Mile High City Pick-Up Line: Don't be shy, let's get high.

Q. Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the munchies.

Q. What's the best way to teach a Colorado dog to roll over and play dead?
A. Bluntly, make him watch a few more Broncos games.

Q. What happened after the Eaton, Colorado dog ate garlic?
A. His bark was worse than his bite.

Q. What frozen treat do dogs enjoy on a hot summer day in Colorado?
A. Pupsicles.

You might be from Colorado if you've actuallyy seen Bigfoot, in South Partk of all places!You might be from Colorado if you don't drink and drive.Ram says: Have you heard the story about a hill in Colorado? I just couldn't get over it!

Q. Where does a Colorado Sasquatch vacation when he goes Back East?
A. Lake Eerie.

Q. What do ghouls send their friends when they vacation in Colorado?
A. Ghost-cards.

Q. Why do Colorado Bigfoots have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers!

Q. Why did the mortician vacation in the Mile High City?
A. Because there are so many things to do in Denver when you're dead.

Q. What did the Terminator say when he visited the Denver brew pub?
A. I'll Be Bock!

Q. Which Colorado craft beer did/does Marty McFly drink/drunk?
A. Bock to the Future.

Colorado Brew Pub Point to Ponder: Why don't they call the samples a short hop when you're at a craft beer tasting festival?

Q. Where do Colorado pirates go to have a few too many drinks at Cherry Creek Reservoir?
A. The Sand Bar.

Q. How did the Colorado 14-er know the foothill was lying?
A. Because it was only a bluff.

Did you hear about the Colorado mountain climber who broke his left arm and left leg? He's all right now.

Q. What do hot dog Coloradans call an extremely slow skier?
A. A slope-poke.

Q. What do you call an insanely crazy bike trail in the Colorado mountains?
A. A cycle-path!

Port-o-potties say: Go! Broncos!You might be from Colorado if a bear on your front porch doesn't bother you!Orange Habanero peppers: Go Broncos!

Q. Why do Broncos coaches like punters?
A. Because they always put their best foot forward.

Q. How much money did the one-game Bronco have?
A. Only a buck!

Q. What happened to the Colorado brew pub patron who fell into a barrel of beer while watching a Broncos game?
A. He came to a very bitter end.

Q. Why don't Coloradans drink Flat Tire beer when they're tailgating in the parking lot at the Broncos game?
A. Why tempt fate or dare the devil?

Q. What do you call a group of Colorado bruins that are cracking each other up?
A. A bear-all of laughs.

Q. What do Colorado snowshoers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
A. Polaroids!

Q. How did the fisherman know he finally found the perfect trout fishing spot along the South Platte River in South Park, Colorado?
A. He caught site of it.

Q. What do you call the Colorado chicken that crossed Parker Road trying to escape to Kansas?
A. Feather Brain!

Q. What do you get if you cross a Broncos wide receiver with the Invisible Man?
A. Scoring like you've never seen before!

Q. Why does a rowdy Mile High football in Colorado curse and swear so much?
A. It just gets a bucking kick out of it. Pass the bleep!

Q. Which NFL football team matchup is always a winner for donkey fans?
A. Colts vs Broncos.

Q. How do you describe the lifelong Bronco's fan who always climbed to the upper seats of Denver's NFL stadium on her birthday?
A. Getting up there in years.

Q. How are the Denver Broncos like grizzly bears? A. Every fall they go into hibernation! Go Broncos!You might be from Denver if you remember Jake Jabs playing the guitar at Evo's Time Out bar in Littleton!Chimp asks: Why doesn't Boulder have a professional football team? A. Because then Denver would want one! Go Broncos!

Q. When a Colorado hermit comes out of the woods, how does he ask about the Broncos last game?
A. Tail me more.

Q. What do you call a well-balanced Denver Broncos fan?
A. Stable.

Q. How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in Colorado?
A. He's the guy with bugs in his teeth.

Q. What do you call it when your Rocky Mountain National Park campsite is smaller than you expected?
A. A Tents Situation!

Q. Why didn't the pirate tourist enjoy what he could sea at the concert at Red Rocks Amphitheatre?
A. Because he was in the last row.

Q. Which retro Colorado craft beer is best for crying into?
A. Tears for Beers.

Q. What is the most insane new Colorado craft beer?
A. One Brew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Q. If the Denver Zoo opened a brew pub, which beer would they serve?
A. Hungry Hungry Hoppos.

Did you hear about the Denver Broncos player with the negative attitude? He always says, "Neigh."

Q. How does a Denver Broncos fan describe a stinking disappointing team loss at an away game?
A. Road Apples!

Q. Why did Denver's A Line light rail construction fall behind schedule?
A. Because they needed to get back on track.

Former Denver Bronco in a Boulder Brew Pub Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, this isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for my love machine.

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| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Colorado Tourism | Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Colorado Music Jokes | Colorado Commuter Jokes | Colorado Fashion Puns | Colorado Bigfoot |

| Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Denver Dog Jokes | Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 | Goose Puns | Horse Jokes |
| Colorado Sports Puns | Skiing Jokes | Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cuisine and Munchies Jokes | Colorado Chile Pepper Puns |
| Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Mile High Denver Humor | Legal Weed Jokes | Mile High Club Jokes |
| Colorado Weather Jokes | Cool Weather Humor | 2 | Cold Winter Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons
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