| Q.
Which Colorado craft beer is popular at CU?
A. Barley Legal Ale.
Q.
Which LoDo brew pub can Millennials relate to, thus whine
about the most?
A. The Hop, Skip, and Jump!
Q.
What do you call it when you lend money to a Colorado bison?
A. A Buffa-loan!
Q.
What's it called when a CU freshman doesn't have a roommate?
A. Buff-alone. |
Q.
How do Denver Broncos fans introduce themselves to newcomers?
A. With Western Horspitality!
Q.
What did ET's mother say to him when he got back home from
his visit to Colorado's High Country?
A. Where on Earth have you been?
Q.
On East Colfax, which type of Bronco fans prefer late evening
games?
A. Night Mares.
Mile
High City Pick-Up Line:
Don't be shy, let's get high.
|
Q.
Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the
munchies.
Q.
What's the best way to teach a Colorado dog to roll over
and play dead?
A. Bluntly, make him watch a few more Broncos games.
Q.
What happened after the Eaton, Colorado dog ate garlic?
A. His bark was worse than his bite.
Q.
What frozen treat do dogs enjoy on a hot summer day in Colorado?
A. Pupsicles. |
