Q. Which is a stoner's favorite Colorado Symphony Orchestra
song?
A. Beethoven's 420 Symphony.
Q.
What kind music should you listen to in a rockslide delay
on I70 between Georgetown and Bakerville, Colorado?
A. Rolling Stones!
Colorado
Cannabis-ism: Weed my lips!
Colorado
Cannabis Pick-Up Line: Hey,
my friend and I are having a bake sale. Wanna joint us?
Colorado
Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey,
what kind of grinder are you using? 'Cause you are extra
fine! |
Q.
How do pirates from Arrrvada cheer for the Denver Broncos?
A. Aye, me Buckos!
Q.
How much would a pirate pay for Denver Broncos season tickets?
A. An arm and a leg.
Q.
Why did the chatty pirate relocate to Denver?
A. He got a job as Nine News Anchor.
Q.
How do pirates get to the Denver Airport?
A. They go by carrrrr!
A
book never written: Where to Stay in Aurora by
Moe Tell.
|
Q.
Why is Colorado globally known as the High Country?
A. Peak Scenery, Bud!
Q.
What do you call a really smart blonde in Aurora, Colorado?
A. A Golden Retriever.
Colorado
Cannabis Pick-Up Line: Hey,
I don't even need a lighter because you're already on fire!
Colorado
420 Pick-Up Line: Hey, I'm
feeling a little off today, but I bet you could turn me
on!
Hey
Colorado: Let's blow this joint! |