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The
Color Orange Jokes, Juicy Humor, Orangy Puns
Enjoy
pumpkin puns, Broncos LOLs, tangerine color humor and citrus jokes that
don't rhyme.
Juiced-Up Jokes, Orange Puns, Colorful Humor
(Because Rindless Orange Jokes
and Pulpy Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When
You Peel Like Laughing!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Orange gourd humor, zesty orange-colored jokes,
and pulp-free puns ahead.
| Color Orange Jokes | Funny
Oranges | Colorful Jokes, Off-Color
Puns, and Multi-Colored Humor |
| Cherry Red Jokes, Crimson Color Puns
| Yellow Jokes | Gold
Color Puns | Toasty Brown
Jokes |
| Green Jokes | Blue
Humor | Purple Puns |
Black Jokes, White Puns, Humor in B&W,
Gray LOLs |
Q.
Why do tanning lotions turn your skin orange?
A. Because it's made from tangerines!
Q.
Where do plastic citrus fruit live?
A. Orange County!
High
Country Sunset Painful Puns: Orange you glad you
red all these Colorful Colorado
jokes? |
The time is ripe for more words that rhyme with orange.
Roses
are red, berries are blue, oranges are orange, and that's
why they're cool!
Pointed
Pothead Poetry Point to Ponder: Orange you glad
nothing rhymes with joint?
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Q.
Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Thirst
Quenching Fact of the Day: The rumor that only strained
orange juice is healthy is a good example of pulp fiction.
Q.
What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp. |
Q.
What do you call the extreme Broncos fans that live next
door in the orange house with the blue trim?
A. The Neigh-bors.
Q.
Why do Denver Broncos fans wear orange?
A. No rhyme, nor reason.
Orange
you glad that last Denver Broncos pun blue you
away? |
Q. What does an orange sweat when it works out at the gym?
A. Orange juice.
Q.
Which kind of citrus fruit do sailors like best?
A. Navel oranges!
Q.
Why do oranges have such great vision?
A. They keep their eyes peeled!
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Q.
What do you call a sticky nightmare about swimming in an
ocean of orange soda?
A. A Fanta Sea.
Q.
What did the chick say to the rooster when he saw his mother
sitting on an orange?
A. Dad, look what mama-laid!
Q.
Why was the orange so good at running races?
A. It was always juiced up and ready to go! |
Q.
Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the
orange munchies.
Q.
Which cocktail is made of vodka, orange juice, sloe gin
and Southern Comfort?
A. A Slow Comfortable Screw.
Drunken
Point to Ponder: If you're an alcoholic if you drink too
much vodka, then are you Fantastic if you drink too much
orange soda? |
Q.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot.
Q.
Why did the orange root veggie decide to wear a costume
to Mardi Gras?
A. It was a mask-carrot party.
Q.
Why are orange root veggies the coldest?
A. 'Cause they don't carrot at all.
Q.
When should you put oranges in your beer?
A. Only once in a Blue Moon.
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Denverite:
I keep painting myself orange and blue.
Shrink: Are you a Broncos fan?
Patient: Yes.
Shrink: In Denver, that's perfectly normal.
Q.
Where do many true blue (and orange) Denver Broncos fans
live?
A. Mane Street in Downtown Littleton.
Q.
Why are The Hulk's pants purple?
A. Because they orange green, due to basic color
theory. |
Q.
Why are goldfish orange?
A. The water makes them rusty.
Q.
Which Roman emperor was a ginger?
A. Orange Julius.
Orange
Color Food Fact of the Day: Did you know a salad with carrots
can become Caesar salad? Yes, if you stab it enough times...
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Q. What are big, orange Halloween gourds truly afraid of?
A. Things that go pumpkin the night.
Patient:
Doctor, I feel like an orange root vegetable.
Shrink: Calm down and don't get yourself into a stew!
Q.
Which orange color veggie watches over all the elderly vegetables?
A. The carrot-aker.
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Q.
How many choreographed dancers does it take to peel an orange?
A. Five, six, seven, eight...
Q.
Why did the Valencia orange tree get an award?
A. Because it was outstanding in its grove!
Orange
you glad you you didn't miss this last pun? |
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Color Orange Jokes | Funny
Oranges | Colorful Jokes, Off-Color
Puns, and Multi-Color Humor |
| Sharp Orange Cheese Jokes | Orange
Carrot Jokes | Barbeque Sauce Jokes
| Ketchup Jokes |
| Orange & Blue Denver Broncos
Jokes | Hot Pepper Jokes | Goldfish
Jokes | Copper Penny Puns |
| Pizzeria Puns |
Pumpkin Jokes | Halloween
Jokes | Autumn
Jokes | Colorful Flower Jokes
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| Cherry Red Jokes, Crimson Color Puns
| Yellow Jokes | Gold
Color Puns | Toasty Brown
Jokes |
| Green Jokes | Blue
Humor | Purple Puns |
Black Jokes, White Puns, Humor in B&W,
Gray LOLs |

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