What do you get if you cross a donkey and an onion?
A. A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!
What do you call a donkey with a drinking problem?
A. Wine Gl-ass.
What do you call a donkey with a big defect?
A. Sterile. OUCH!
Chat Up Line: Hey baby,
is your daddy a donkey? 'Cause your ass is so nice!
What do you call a donkey that suffered a brain injury?
A. A dumb ass.
What do you call a donkey with built-in GPS?
A. A Comp-ass.
What do you call it when you drop the little donkey you
were carrying because Painful Puns cracked you
up so much?
A. Laughing your ass off.
Why didn't the donkey take dancing lessons?
A. 'Cause he had two left feet.
man fell in love with his donkey and decided to marry her.
At the wedding, the minister said, "Well, this is refreshing.
Usually it's the woman who marries the ass."
How do you compliment a burro?
A. Nice ass!
Etiquette Pointer of the Day: Burros hate it when
you use the term: Freezing My ASS Off!
What do you get if you cross a famous American duelist and
A. Aaron Burro.