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Bull asks: Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull dragged him more than a mile!
You might be from Colorado if an avalancheis coming and you're wearing Broncos blinders!

 


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Get on top of highly hill-arious puns, peak Colorado humor, and lofty mountain jokes.

Colorado Mountain Jokes & High Altitude Humor
(Because Rocky Mountain High Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream in Colorado!)
Warning: Ascend at your own rate. Mile High Humor, High Country Mountain Jokes, and Hillish Puns Ahead.
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You might be from Colorado if you've stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight!You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Two-Mile High Club" at the summit of Pike's Peak!You might be from Colorado if you just laugh when folks back east say they have mountains in their state, too!

Q. Why are jokes about the Colorado Rocky Mountains so funny?
A.
Because they're hill-arious!

Colorado Factoid: Getting to the top of the mountain is great fun, but it's all downhill from there.

Q. What do Colorado brown bears call campers in sleeping bags?
A.
Soft Tacos!

You might be from Colorado if you've seen this guy skiing on Peak Nine!Bear says: I've partied with Bigfoot in the Colorado high country!Ram says: Have you heard the story about a hill in Colorado? I just couldn't get over it!

Q. Why does toilet paper like alpine skiing in Colorado?
A.
That's the fastest way to the bottom.

Q. What is a Colorado skier's mantra?
A.
There's snow place like home!

Q. How are Colorado's mountains able to see?
A.
They peak.

Q. What do you call a Colorado high country hiker who tells tall tales?
A.
A snow fake.

Did you hear about the Colorado mountain climber who broke his left arm and left leg? He's all right now.

Q. What do you call a very slow skier?
A.
A slope-poke.

After Colorado legalized cannabis, my grandpa asked me to download Rocky Mountain High!You might be from Colorado if you've gone off-roading in a vehicle that wasn't intended for tht activity!Which Colorado14-er should you climb is you can't make a decision? Quandary Peak!

Colorado point to ponder: Does the song Rocky Mountain High make John Denver the Nostradamus of this generation?

Q. Why should you stay a mile high?
A. The view is amazing up here.

Three blonde hikers were in the pine forest and came across some tracks. The first one said, "It looks like bear tracks." The second said, "No, it looks like beaver tracks." Before the third could say anything, they all got hit by a train... Dam!

Q. How did the Colorado 14-er know the foothill was lying?
A.
Because it was only a bluff.

Colorado is the only place where it's acceptable for a man to brag about how many 14-ers he's been on top of.

You might be from Colorado if a bear on your front porch doesn't bother you!Q. Why do hipsters tend to stick to back country streams in Colorado? A. Because they're less main stream!Q. Why is Colorado's nickname the High Country? A. Peak Scenery, Bud!

Q. What do you call a group of Colorado bruins that are cracking each other up?
A.
A bear-all of laughs.

Q. What do Colorado snowshoers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
A. Polaroids!

Did you hear about the Colorado tourist who got cold while paddling up stream? He lit a fire in his boat, only to discover you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Q. How do Colorado Blue Spruces access the Internet?
A.
They log in!

Q. Why are Colorado mountain jokes so funny?
A. Because they're so high!

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