What do you call a group of Colorado mountain bruins that
are cracking each other up?
A. A bear-all of laughs.
Where will you find the most female skinny dippers in the
Colorado high country?
A. Beaver Creek.
you hear about the Colorado tourist who got cold while paddling
up stream? He lit a fire in his boat, only to discover you
can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
What do Colorado snowshoers get if they sit in the mountain
snow for too long?
Why do hipsters dig mine shafts in the Colorado Rockies?
A. Because they're so far underground!
Mountain Point to Ponder: If a bear farts in the woods,
and nobody is around to hear it, would a hipster buy the
Did the hikers enjoy climbing around on St. Mary's Glacier
near Winter Park, Colorado?
A. Yes, they had an ice day!
What do Coloradans call a hipster in the mountain town,
Central City, who plays poker well?
How do Colorado Blue Spruces access the Internet?
A. They log in!
Why are Colorado Rocky Mountain jokes so funny?
A. Because they're so high!
How do Coloradans describe a happy mountaineer?
A. On top of the world.
If a hipster trips and falls in the Evergreen, Colorado
forest, does he make a sound?
A. Yes, but you won't likely hear of it.