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Wookie says: I came across two talking stones while hiking in Colorado! One was big, but shy. The other was a little Boulder!
You might be from Colorado if you friend asks your plans for today's hike and you summit up nicely!
Bull asks: Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull dragged him more than a mile!
You might be from Colorado if an avalancheis coming and you're wearing Broncos blinders!

 


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Colorado Mountain Jokes and High Altitude Humor
(Because Hill-Areas Puns and Rocky Mountain High Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Colorado!)
Warning: Ascend at Your Own Rate! Mile High humor, high country mountain jokes, and hillish puns ahead.
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You might be from Colorado if you've stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight!You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Two-Mile High Club" at the summit of Pike's Peak!You might be from Colorado if you just laugh when folks back east say they have mountains in their state, too!

Q. Why are jokes about the Colorado Rocky Mountains so funny?
A. Because they're hill-arious!

Q. Why did the blonde tourist smack her camera with a frying pan?
A. She wanted a pan-o-ram-ic shot of Pike's Peak!

Q. What does any eyeball sing while gazing at Pike's Peak?
A. Ain't No Mountain Eye Enough!

Q. What do you call the insatiable urge to climb all of Colorado 14-ers?
A. Being drawn to scale.

Colorado Factoid: Getting to the top of the mountain is great fun, but it's all downhill from there.

Q. What do you call an insanely crazy bike trail in the Colorado mountains?
A. A cycle-path!

Q. What happens if a see-level eyeball travels to the top of Pike's Peak too quickly?
A. It gets Eye Altitude Sickness.

Q. How do you describe the hiker who always climbed to the summit of Pike's Peak on her birthday?
A. Getting up there in years.

Q. What do Colorado brown bears call campers in sleeping bags?
A. Soft Tacos!

Q. How did the blonde hipster drown?
A. She ice skated on Evergreen Lake before it was cool.

Q. Why are Colorado Rocky Mountain puns so funny?
A. Because they really peak your interest!

Q. What do you call the guy who misplaced the gooey treats on the Colorado mountain camping trip?
A. A s'more loser!

You might be from Colorado if you've seen this guy skiing on Peak Nine!Bear says: I've partied with Bigfoot in the Colorado high country!Ram says: Have you heard the story about a hill in Colorado? I just couldn't get over it!

Q. Why does toilet paper like alpine skiing in Colorado?
A. That's the fastest way to the bottom.

Q. What is a Colorado skier's mantra?
A. There's snow place like home!

Q. Who do Summit County locksmiths call for comic relief?
A. The Keystone Cops.

Q. What do you call a Colorado doctor who lives at a tent-filled mountain resort to treat visitor's afflictions?
A. A camp-pain manager.

Q. What happened when Gold walked into the bar in Cripple Creek, Colorado?
A. The bartender yelled, "AU, get out!"

Q. How are Colorado's mountains able to see?
A. They peak.

Q. What do you call a Colorado high country hiker who tells tall tales?
A. A snow fake.

Q. What did the Colorado tourist, who had put on some pounds, say to the other mountain hikers?
A. Weight up!

Did you hear about the Colorado mountain climber who broke his left arm and left leg? He's all right now.

Q. What do you call a very slow skier?
A. A slope-poke.

Q. Why do Colorado cows like to ski at Aspen?
A. Because of all the moo-guls.

Q. What should you do if you're hiking in the mountains north of Colorado and see a posted warning about grizzlies?
A. Bear that in mind!

After Colorado legalized cannabis, my grandpa asked me to download Rocky Mountain High!You might be from Colorado if you've gone off-roading in a vehicle that wasn't intended for tht activity!Which Colorado14-er should you climb is you can't make a decision? Quandary Peak!

Colorado point to ponder: Does the song Rocky Mountain High make John Denver the Nostradamus of this generation?

Q. Why did the Colorado brewer name his new craft beer Rocky Mountain Wry?
A. Because it's a real barrel of laughs!

Q. What kind of music should you play while visiting Gypsum, Colorado?
A. Light Rock.

Q. What kind of music should you listen to while visiting Basalt, Colorado?
A. Classic Rock.

Q. Why should you stay a mile high?
A. The view is amazing up here.

Three blonde hikers were in the pine forest and came across some tracks. The first one said, "It looks like bear tracks." The second said, "No, it looks like beaver tracks." Before the third could say anything, they all got hit by a train... Dam!

Q. Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings on Mt. Elbert in Colorado?
A. Because it's in the Sawatch Range.

Q. Why are Colorado's Rocky Mountains the most fun place to go on your road vacation?
A. Because they're hill areas!

Q. What is the real reason the historic Pike's Peak Cog Railway was shut down?
A. It was too expensive to make up cover stories about all the Bigfoot sightings!

Q. How did the Colorado 14-er know the foothill was lying?
A. Because it was only a bluff.

Colorado is the only place where it's acceptable for a man to brag about how many 14-ers he's been on top of.

Q. Why did the blonde Colorado tourist hate the winding road over Guanella Pass?
A. It was driving her crazy!

Classic Colorado Locksmith Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, let's meet up at Keystone for a run down the slope.

Colorado High Country Point to Ponder: Bigfoot and the moniker Front Range Foothills. Coincidence or not?

You might be from Colorado if a bear on your front porch doesn't bother you!Q. Why do hipsters tend to stick to back country streams in Colorado? A. Because they're less main stream!Q. Why is Colorado's nickname the High Country? A. Peak Scenery, Bud!

Q. What do you call a group of Colorado mountain bruins that are cracking each other up?
A. A bear-all of laughs.

Did you hear about the Colorado tourist who got cold while paddling up stream? He lit a fire in his boat, only to discover you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Q. What do Colorado snowshoers get if they sit in the mountain snow for too long?
A. Polaroids!

Q. Why do hipsters dig mine shafts in the Colorado Rockies?
A. Because they're so far underground!

Rocky Mountain Point to Ponder: If a bear farts in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, would a hipster buy the soundtrack?

Q. What do Coloradans call a hipster in the mountain town, Central City, who plays poker well?
A. Chipster.

Q. How do Colorado Blue Spruces access the Internet?
A. They log in!

Q. Why are Colorado Rocky Mountain jokes so funny?
A. Because they're so high!

Q. If a hipster trips and falls in the Evergreen, Colorado forest, does he make a sound?
A. Yes, but you won't likely hear of it.

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