point to ponder: Does the song Rocky Mountain High
make John Denver the Nostradamus of this generation?
Why did the Colorado brewer name his new craft beer Rocky
A. Because it's a real barrel of laughs!
What kind of music should you play while visiting Gypsum,
A. Light Rock.
What kind of music should you listen to while visiting Basalt,
A. Classic Rock.
Why should you stay a mile high?
A. The view is amazing up here.
blonde hikers were in the pine forest and came across some
tracks. The first one said, "It looks like bear tracks."
The second said, "No, it looks like beaver tracks."
Before the third could say anything, they all got hit by
a train... Dam!
Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings on Mt. Elbert in
A. Because it's in the Sawatch Range.
Why are Colorado's Rocky Mountains the most fun place to
go on your road vacation?
A. Because they're hill areas!
What is the real reason the historic Pike's Peak Cog Railway
was shut down?
A. It was too expensive to make up cover stories about all
the Bigfoot sightings!
How did the Colorado 14-er know the foothill was lying?
A. Because it was only a bluff.
is the only place where it's acceptable for a man to brag
about how many 14-ers he's been on top of.
Why did the blonde Colorado tourist hate the winding road
over Guanella Pass?
A. It was driving her crazy!
Colorado Locksmith Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, let's meet up at Keystone for a run down
High Country Point to Ponder: Bigfoot and the moniker
Front Range Foothills. Coincidence or not?