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Chimp looking at beer bottle says: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
Beer glass asks: Why does corona go through your system so fast? A. Becuase it doesn't have to stop to change color!
Beer-drinking chimps says: When my friend fell asleep at the bar, I poured ale on him. It was a brewed awakening!
Bear walks into a bar: "I'll have a beer ... and some peanuts." Bartender asks: "Why the big paws?"
Chimp remarks: A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer!

 


Colorado Craft Beer Jokes, Brew Humor, Beer Puns
Belly up to the LoDo bar for Colorado nightlife humor, Denver party puns, and brew pub jokes.

Beer Jokes, Denver Brew Pub Puns, Hoppy Humor
(Because Mile High Beer Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream in Colorado Brew Pubs and Denver Bars)
Warning: Ascend at your own rate. Craft Beer Humor, Denver Bar Jokes, and Brewed Puns Ahead.
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| Nightlife | Craft Beer | More Beer! | Munchies | Dogs | Wildlife | 2 | 3 | Sasquatch | Bigfoot |
| Colorado Sports | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Cannabis | Mile High Humor |

You might be from Colorado if you enjoy craft beers with punny names!You might be from Colorado if you've seen Bigfoot in a driverless beer truck on I25!You might be from Colorado if you don't drink and drive.

Q. Why does everybody in Denver brew pubs look so young for their age?
A.
Because you're only as old ales you feel.

Colorado Craft Beer Point to Ponder: After sampling numerous tasty beers on Saturday night, shouldn't there be Hop Tarts to toast your Sunday morning?

A bee walks into a Colorado brew pub. An hour later, she comes out buzzing.

Q. What do you call it if you see things after drinking too much Colorado craft beer?
A.
An hop-tical illusion.

Q. How are Colorado craft beer and life in Colorado alike?
A.
Just chill for best results.

Q. Why is Denver such a happy city?
A.
Because of all the hop-timistic beer drinkers.

Q. What did the Terminator say when he visited the Denver brew pub?
A.
I'll Be Bock!

Q. Which Colorado craft beer did/does Marty McFly drink/drunk?
A. Bock to the Future.

Colorado Brew Pub Point to Ponder: Why don't they call the samples a short hop when you're at a craft beer tasting festival?

You might be from Littleton if you fondly remember woodsies at Daniel's Park!You might be from Denver if you can remember woodsies at Daniel's Park!You might be from Denver if you listen to KtCL and know Nerf isn't just a toy!

Q. What is an annual unoffical beer drinking holiday in Denver?
A.
Hop-toberfest.

Q. Who was the first Wild West brew pub entrepreneur in Colorado?
A.
Hop Along Cask-ity.

Colorado is butte-iful! See, beauty IS in the eye of the beer holder.

Demographers and marketers try to lump beer drinkers into their labels. See, that's their first mistake. Colorado craft beer drinkers don't like labels!

Q. Which Colorado craft beer do van-driving retro guys in Morrison drink?
A.
Brown Eyed Ale.

Craft Beer Point to Ponder: Why doesn't the Denver Post have more Hop-Ed pieces?

Q. Why don't Denverites drink Flat Tire beer?
A.
Why tempt fate or dare the devil?

Q. Which Boulder craft beer is popular at CU?
A.
Barley Legal Ale.

Q. If Dr. Seuss visited a Denver brew pub, which beer would he order?
A.
Hop on Pop!

Q. Which Colorado craft beer was discontinued because it caused boisterous bar behavior?
A.
Stout It Out Loud.

Q. Which craft beer does a zombie on the run consume at a Colorado brew pub?
A.
Green Flesh.

A magician walks into a Lodo alley and turns into a bar.

Q. Which Colorado craft beer do night owls hoot about?
A.
Hop Around the Clock.

You might be from Denver if you remember Jake Jabs playing the guitar at Evo's Time Out bar in Littleton!You might be from Colorado if you met this guy at a LoDo bar last weekend!Q. How many brewers does it take to change alight bulb? A. One-third less than for a regular bulb!

Q. Which retro craft beer is best for crying into?
A. Tears for Beers.

Q. What is the most insane new Colorado craft beer?
A.
One Brew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Q. If the Denver Zoo opened a brew pub, which beer would they serve?
A.
Hungry Hungry Hoppos.

Brew pub pick-up line: Girl, you owe me a beer 'cause I spilled mine when you walked by.

Q. What do you call a Colorado Sasquatch that enjoys craft beer?
A.
The Hopominable Snowman!

Q. What do beer-loving Denver Broncos fans chant at the game?
A. Who let the dog stout?

Q. What do Denver craft brewers say about competitor brands in Kansas?
A.
Don't let them get the yeast of you.

Q. What did the Denver craft brewer say after he helped an old lady across the street?
A.
Oh, that's the yeast I could do.

Q. Which craft beer is a Denver basketball fan favorite?
A.
Nugget Hoppy Meal.

Wish you were beer!

The answer may not be at the bottom of a beer bottle, but you should always check.

Brew pub pick-up line: Girl, I would buy you a draft, but I'd be jealous of the glass.

Q. Which Denver craft beer is the fave on E Colfax?
A.
Hoppy Ending.

You might be from Colorado if you have a rocky sense of humor!Q. What do hikers drink in Colorado? A. Mountain Dew!Fish says: Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

Q. Why wasn't the brew chemist convicted on hopped up charges?
A.
The jury wasn't convinced beyond a shadow of a stout.

Q. What do you call a fantasy piece written by an author while at a Colorado brew pub?
A. An hoptical allusion.

A soccer ball walks into a Denver brew pub, but the beer tender kicked him out.

Q. Which craft beer does the LGBTQ community embrace?
A.
Malt-ernative Life Style Ale.

Q. What did the newly divorced brewer name the newest version of his Celebration Ale?
A. Celebration
Fail.

Q. What happens after Denver writers have had enough craft beer?
A.
Hop-literation!

If you're new to Colorado, always get the details from your beer tender or bud tender before you order the seasonal 420 Craft Beer or any dank libatation named Green Flash or Green Flush!

Q. Which seasonal craft beer is only available for two days?
A.
Hoppy New Year.

Q. What happens after you've had enough Colorado craft beer?
A.
Hop-livion!

I'm only gonna have one beer. At a time. Until all the beer is gone...

Sick of beer? That's like being sick of breathing.

Q. Why did the brew pub patron want after some clutz spilled his beer?
A.
An Hopology.

Q. Why do frogs like Colorado craft beer?
A.
Because once you hop, you can't stop.

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