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Crappy Pun: Old Sewage Workers Never Die, They Just Waste Away. Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.Old Owls Never Die, They Just Don't Give a Hoot!

Old football players never die, they just go to the end zone.

Old wrestlers never die. They just lose their grip.

Old accounts never die, they're just deleted.

Old computer programmers never die, they just byte the dust.

Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.

Old fathers never die, they just become grandfathers.

Old anthropologists never die, but they do become a part of human history.

Old photographers never die. They just stop developing.

Old hikers never die, they just trail away.

Old Lawyers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Appeal.There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.Old Hackers Never Die, They Just Go To Bits.

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their briefs!

Old daredevils never die. They just get discouraged.

Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal.

Old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.

Old paradoxes never die, they just become enigmas.

Old blondes never die, they just dye away.

Old seers never die. They just lose their vision.

Old brewmasters never die, they just ferment away.

Old never electricians never die, they just do it until it Hz.

Old light bulbs never die, but they do blink out.

Old quarterbacks never die, they just fade back and pass away!

Old policemen never die. They just cop out.

Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.Hulk with Pot Leaves: Old Growers Never Die, They Just Go to SeedQ. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

Old radios never die, they just stop receiving.

Old architects never die. They just lose their structure.

Old baseball players never die, they just go batty.

Old beekeepers never die. They just buzz off.

Old forest rangers never die, they just pine away.

Old potheads never die, they just get wasted.

Old quarterbacks never die. They just pass away.

Evil old cobblers never die, they just lose their souls.

Old wall paper hangers never die, they just get pasted.

Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.Q. Where do mice put their dead to rest? A. MouseoleumGnome MacDonald Bought the Farm

Old hypochondriacs never die, they just imagine it!

Old doctors never die, they just lose their patients.

Old actors never die. They just drop apart.

Old cleaning people never die. They just kick the bucket.

Old never mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way!

Old farmers never die. They just go to seed.

Old fishermen never die, they just get reel tired.

Old sailors never die, but they do get a little dingy.

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