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Crappy Pun: Old Sewage Workers Never Die, They Just Waste Away. Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.Old Owls Never Die, They Just Don't Give a Hoot!

Old wrestlers never die. They just lose their grip.

Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.

Old photographers never die. They just stop developing.

Old Lawyers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Appeal.There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.Old Hackers Never Die, They Just Go To Bits.

Old daredevils never die. They just get discouraged.

Old seers never die. They just lose their vision.

Old policemen never die. They just cop out.

Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.Hulk with Pot Leaves: Old Growers Never Die, They Just Go to SeedQ. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

Old architects never die. They just lose their structure.

Old beekeepers never die. They just buzz off.

Old quarterbacks never die. They just pass away.

Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.Q. Where do mice put their dead to rest? A. MouseoleumGnome MacDonald Bought the Farm

Old actors never die. They just drop apart.

Old cleaning people never die. They just kick the bucket.

Old farmers never die. They just go to seed.

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