Q.
Do old jewelry makers ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their shine.
Q.
Do old gem cutters ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their sparkle.
Old
gemologists never die, they just lose clarity.
Q.
Do old candle makers ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their glow.
Old
actors never die. They just drop apart.
Old
salesmen never die, but they do go out of commission.
Old
shoe salesmen never die, but they do get the boot.
Q.
Do old underwear sales reps ever die?
A. No, they just lose their briefs.
Q.
Why don't old magazine salesmen ever die?
A. Because they're always renewed.
Q.
Do old upholsterers ever die?
A. No, because they always recover.
Q.
Why don't old tanners ever die?
A. 'Cause they just go into hiding.
Q.
How did the old upholsterer die?
A. He just couldn't recover.
Q.
Do old blue jeans ever die?
A. No, they just fade away.
Old
white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
Q.
How did the old hiker die?
A. He just trailed away. |
Q.
How do old atoms finally die in the end?
A. They decay.
Old
chemists never die, they just fail to react.
Old
chemists never die, they just lose their refluxes.
Q.
What should you do if you discover a dead chemist?
A. Barium.
Old
architects never die. They just lose their structure.
Old
librarians never die, they just lose their frame of reference.
Old
librarians never die, they just get re-shelved.
Q.
How did the old librarian die?
A. She closed the book.
Q.
Do old librarians ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their references.
Q.
When do old newspaper editors die?
A. When they get depressed.
Q.
Why don't old copy editors ever die?
A. Because they just rewrite the text.
Old
typists never die. They just lose their justification.
Old
journalists never die. They just get de-pressed.
Old
kids never die; they just adulterate.
Q.
Why don't old advertising execs ever die?
A. 'Cause their jingles are stuck in your head forever.
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Q.
When do old limosine operators die?
A. When they lose their drive.
Old
car salesmen never die, they just go out of commission.
Old
cars never die, they just get driven into the ground.
Old
brakes never die, they just wear away.
Old
auto mechanics never die, they just retire.
Old
DMV driving test administors never die, but they do come
to a complete stop.
Q.
Do old bicyclists ever die?
A. No, but they do go downhill.
Q.
How did the old dirt biker die?
A. He bit the dust.
Q.
Do old hide-a-bed designers ever die?
A. No, they just roll away.
Old
mattresses never die, but they do lose their spring.
Q.
Why don't old hookers ever die?
A. 'Cause they just get laid up.
Old
cleaning people never die. They just kick the bucket.
Q.
Can old shoe makers ever die?
A. No, but they can lose their soles.
Old
clock repairmen never die. They just run out of time.
Q.
How did the old propane tank die?
A. It just ran out of gas. |