| Q.
How did the comedian kill his audience?
A. They died laughing their heads off.
Old
standup comics never die, but they do crack up.
Q.
Why did the stand-up comedian only do killer jokes about
the mob?
A. He wanted to die laughing.
Old
slapstick comedians never die, but they do gag alot.
Q.
What does it take to become a great zombie comedian?
A. Dead-ication!
Old
standup comedians never die. Their jokes just smell that
way.
Old
jokes never die, but they do end up six-feet under at PainfulPuns!
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Old
movie stars never die, but they do act out.
Q.
Do old movie editors ever die?
A. No, they just fade in and fade out.
Old
movie photographers never die! They just go to the old
focus home.
Q.
What do directors do with dead actors?
A. They put them in the chorus.
Q.
Why don't old movie directors ever die?
A. Because they just rewrite the script.
Old
actors never die. They just drop a part.
Q.
What happened when Walt Disney passed away?
A. He went into a state of suspended animation. |
Q.
How did the old Chippendale dancer die?
A. He lost his shirt.
Old
dancers never die, but they do step away.
Q.
How did the old soft shoe dancer die?
A. He shuffled off to Buffalo.
Old
go-go dancers never die, but they do get the boot.
Q.
What happens when old limbo dancers die?
A. They go under.
Old
dancers never die. They just step aside.
Q.
What happened after the old dancer was killed at the stripper
bar?
A. Now the place is haunted with end-tities. |
