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investors never die. They just roll over.
Q.
Why don't insolvent banks die?
A. 'Cause the U.S. government always bails them out.
Unscrupulous
old bankers never die. They just lose their principles.
Q.
Do old coin makers at the Denver Mint ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their luster.
Did
you hear about the charitable banker who died in poverty?
Poor guy was generous to a vault. |
Old
bookkeepers never die. They just lose their figures.
Did
you hear about the old banker who died? It was a cents-less
suicide.
Q.
How did the miserly old banker die?
A. He slipped over a pile of frozen assets.
Old
bankers never die. They just go defunct.
Old
mortgage bankers never die, but they do foreclose.
Q.
How did the fiscally irresponsible banker die?
A. He suffered from inflationary pressure. |
Q.
Why don't old accountants ever die?
A. Because they're so well-balanced. \
Q.
How did the miserly old banker die?
A. He trippped over a pile of cold hard cash.
Q.
How did the miserly old banker die?
A. He slippped off a barstool when he tried to sit with
his stuffed wallet in his back pocket.
Q.
How did the tight-rope-walking banker die?
A. He lost his balance.
Q.
Why did the bankrupt banker commit suicide?
A. Because being poor is no fund at all!
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