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Old Milk Maids Never Die, They Just Lose Their Whey.Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.Gnome Meme: Old Botanists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Old cashiers never die. They just check out.

Old chemists never die. They just fail to react.

Old basketball players never die. They just go on dribbling.

Old Farmers Never Die, They Just Go To WeedQ. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A. A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.Old Cooks Never Die, They Just Get Deranged

Old hippies never die. They just smell that way!

Old pilots never die. They just go to a higher plane.

Old limbo dancers never die. They just go under.

Old doctors never die. They just lose their patience.Old Programmers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Memory.Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.

Old electricians never die. They just lose contact.

Old chauffeurs never die. They just lose their drive.

Old sculptors never die. They just lose their marbles.

Old laser physicists never die. They just become incoherent.Optometrists live long because they dilate.Old Horticulturists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.

Old journalists never die. They just get de-pressed.

Old pacifists never die. They just go to peaces.

Speaking ill of the dead is a grave mistake.What kind of flowers do you give to King Tut? Chrysanthemummies.Scary Pun: Cannibals Like to Meat People.

Old bosses never die, as much as you want them to.

Old musicians never die. They just get played out.

Old bookkeepers never die. They just lose their figures.

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