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Old Milk Maids Never Die, They Just Lose Their Whey.Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.Gnome Meme: Old Botanists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Old sailors never die, they just lose their porpoise.

Old cashiers never die. They just check out.

Old credit cards never die, they just expire.

Old magicians never die, they just disappear!

Old librarians never die, they just lose their reference.

Old librarians never die, they just get re-shelved.

Old environmentalists never die, they're just recycled.

Old soccer players never die, they just lose their kick.

Old basketball players never die. They just go on dribbling.

Old Farmers Never Die, They Just Go To WeedQ. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A. A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.Old Cooks Never Die, They Just Get Deranged

Old farmers never die, they just spade away.

Old spelunkers never die, but they do cave in.

Old hippies never die. They just smell that way!

Old swimmers never die, they just have a stroke.

Old pilots never die. They just go to a higher plane.

Old dancers never die, they just step aside.

Old refrigerator repairment never die, they just lose their cool.

Old propane tanks never die, they just run out of gas.

Old limbo dancers never die. They just go under.

Old doctors never die. They just lose their patience.Old Programmers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Memory.Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.

Old dentists never die, they just lose their pull.

Old plumbers never die, they just go down the train.

Old electricians never die. They just lose contact.

Old mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent.

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some functions.

Old chauffeurs never die. They just lose their drive.

Old never die, they just dieters never die, they just waist away.

Old sculptors never die. They just lose their marbles.

Old mail carriers never die, they just lose their zip.

Old laser physicists never die. They just become incoherent.Optometrists live long because they dilate.Old Horticulturists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.

Old scientists never die, they just go down the test tubes.

Old atoms never die, they just decay.

Old pilots never die, they just buzz off.

Old journalists never die. They just get de-pressed.

Old brakes never die, they just wear away.

Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive.

Old pacifists never die. They just go to peaces.

Old canners never die because they're preserved.

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