Old
vintners never really die. They just ferment away.
Q.
Why don't old vintners ever die?
A. Bevause they just get better and better with age.
Old
craft brewers never die. They just ride off into the yeast.
Old
alcoholics never die, but they do lose their spirit.
Old
brewmasters never die. They just ferment away. |
Old
fishermen never die. They just go up river.
Sexy
old fishermen never die, but they just can't lift their
rods.
Q.
Do old fishermen ever die?
A. No, but they do get reel tired.
Old
fly fishermen never die, but they do cast away.
Old
fishermen never die, they just smell that way!
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Q.
How did the old cannabis grower die?
A. He got weeded out.
Old
environmentalists never die; they're just recycled.
Old
pacifists never die. They just go to peaces.
Q.
How did the old landscaper die?
A. He was weeded out.
Q.
Do old lawn care professionals ever die?
A. No, they just recede. |