| Old
sport fishermen never die. They just go up river.
Sexy
old fishermen never die, but they just can't lift their
rods.
Q.
Do old fishermen ever die?
A. No, but they do get reel tired.
Old
fly fishermen never die, but they do cast away.
Old
sport fishermen never die. They just smell that
way!
Q.
How did the old hiker die?
A. He just trailed away.
Old
spelunkers never die, but sometimes they do cave in. |
Q.
Why don't old basketball players ever die?
A. 'Cause they just go on dribbling.
Old
basketball players never die, they just move on to the Final
Four.
Q.
Why don't old basketball players ever die?
A. 'Cause they always rebound.
Old
baketball players never die, they just go on traveling.
Q.
Which violation do ghost
s get called for the most in basketball?
A. Ghoul tending.
Q.
Why don't basketball players ever die?
A. Because they always bounce back.
Old
hoosters never die, they just swish away.
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Q.
How did the old swimmer die?
A. He had a stroke.
Old
Olympic swimmers never die; they just kick off.
Old
cliff divers never die. They just go under.
Q.
Why do sharks always swim circles around humans before eating
them?
A. Because they taste better if you scare the shit out of
them first!
Old
swimmers never die, but they do crawl away.
Old
karate senseis never die, but they do go down kicking.
Q.
How did the old swimmer die?
A. He dove off the deep end. |
