| Old
musicians never die, they just get played out.
Old
pianos never die. They just tune out.
Q.
Why did the terminally ill pianist hope to die by being
hit by a falling piano?
A. That way, he'll go out on a dramatic note.
Old
musicians never die; they just go from bar to bar.
Keyed
Up Fact of the Day: Old pianists never die; they just adagio
away.
Q.
Where do old pianos go to live out their final days?
A. The Florida Keys.
Old
pianos players never die, but they do lose their keys. |
Q.
Why do you bury guitar players six feet under?
A. Because deep down, they're all nice people.
Q.
What do you call an old guitarist who kills himself?
A. A Quitar.
Q.
How did the old guitar player die?
A. He picked up a fatal illness.
Q.
Why don't old guitarists ever die?
A. Because they just strum along.
Old
acoustic guitar players never die, they just pluck away.
Old
guitarists never die, but they do fret alot.
Q.
Do old music mixers ever die?
A. No, they just fade away.
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Q.
Do old glass armonica players ever die?
A. No, they just lose their resonance.
Q.
Why did the old violin die?
A. 'Cause it became unstrung.
Old
concert violinists never die. They just bow out.
Q.
Why don't old violins ever die?
A. Because they're fit as a fiddle.
Old
viola playes never die, but they do take a final bow.
Old
concert violinists never die, they just become unstrung.
Q.
Why should you never hit somebody in the head with a string
instrument?
A. 'Cause violins is never the answer! |
