Why is Sunday always so happy?
A. Because Sol always looks on the bright side of things.
Pick-Up Line: Hi there hottie,
is your name Sol? 'Cause you really could be my
in the Sun Come-On: Hey girl,
is your name Sunny? 'Cause you just lit up my day.
Than the Sun Pick-Up Line:
Hi girl, Is your name Sunday? 'Cause you light
up my life.
Sunday Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, is your name Helios? 'Cause you sure have
one hot body!
Which cosmic currency is accepted at the Mars Bar?
How do spacemen pass the time while traveling long distances
across the solar system?
A. You guessed it: They Plan-et!
Why do electrical linemen always use sun block?
A. It's a solar insulator.
What did the pig say while on his sunny beach vacation?
A. I am bacon!
Why do we get such a warm feeling on Sundays?
A. Because the surface of the sun is about 5,600º Celsius.
Why did Tom, Dick, and Harry cross the road on that third
rock from the sun?
A. To see the big giant head on the other side.
Why wasn't sunbathing a sport in ancient Greece?
A. 'Cause the best you could get is a bronze.
What are powerful solar rays that cause people to fight
each other called?
A. Ultra-violent light.
Thought of the Day: It's one of billions in our galaxy,
but to Earthlings, our sun is the superstar.
Point to Ponder: If Sunday is a girl, why is her name Sol?
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, did you know lightning is a million
times hotter than the sun?
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is
your name Sunne? 'Cause you sure have a heavenly
Where do planets and their moons go to study the sun and
the solar system?
A. The University!
What is a necessary nuclear explosion called?
A. The Sun.
Power Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
did the sun just come out, or did you just wink at me?
Which planetary body has the most loose change in our solar
A. Luna keeps changing quarters.