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Q. What is a vampire's least favorite song? A. Another One Bites The Dust!Q. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? A. Wrap music!Q. What is a vampire's favorite pop love song? A. Why do I ignore the girl necks door.

Q. Which high-octane song do vampires sing while they're waiting for gas?
A. Vampire Blues by Neil Young

Q. Which album cover is the fave of werewolves now and in 1983?
A. Bark at the Moon by Ozzy Osbourne

Q. What's an ancient mummies favorite kind of music?
A. Ragtime!

Q. Which Excitable Boy sang about Werewolves in London?
A. Warren Zevon

Q. Which oldie Halloween song is guaranteed to ire a monster today?
A. The Monster Mash

Q. What song do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A. He had no body to go with!Q. Which song do vampires really detest? A. You Are My Sunshine!Q. Which ghoul is the best dancer? A. The boogie man!

Q. Which creepy gothic tune do powerful old people moan about?
A. We Suck Young Blood by Radiohead

Q. Which song is the fave of New Orleans blood suckers?
A.
Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) by Concrete Blonde

Q. Which tune exposes that vampires and monsters are not as frightening as falling in love?
A. Dracula's Wedding by Outkast

Q. What do you get if Bach dies and reincarnates as twins? A. A pair of re-Bachs!Q. What is a vampire's favorite dance? A. The Fangdango!Q. What happens if you play Beethoven backwards? A. He Decomposes!

Q. Which song is played in covens?
A. Season of the Witch by Donovan

Q. Which fanboy tune was a tribute to Dracula?
A. Nosferatu by Blue Oyster Cult

Q. What is Bigfoot's favorite pop song?
A. Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando

Q. Which monster song only comes out at night?
A. Frankenstein by Edgar Winter

Q. Which cult rock song is an ode to Vincent Price and Dracula's obsessions?
A. Night of the Vampire by Roky Erickson

Q. Why don't they know where Mozart is burried? A. Because he's Haydn?Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the dance? A. His ghoul friend!Q. Why did Mozart kill his chickens? A. They kept running around going: "Bach Bach Back!"

Q. Which band focused on serial killers, Satanism, and hell but sang about vampires on At Dawn They Sleep?
A. Slayer

Q. Which scary retro monster really loves disco music?
A. The Boogieman!

Q. Which song begins with the vampire riddle: Why is the world a vampire? Because it sucks?
A. Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins

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