| Q.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A. He could feel it in his bones.
Q.
Where do ghosts go sailing?
A. Lake Eerie!
Q.
What did the ghost say when another ghost said, "Boo,
Gotcha!"?
A. Them's Frightin' Words!
Did
you hear about the accurate psychic skeleton? He just felt
it in his bones. |
Q.
What is a vampire's favorite beer?
A. Bloodweiser.
Q.
What did the three vampires order at the bar?
A. Two Bloods and a Blood Light.
Q.
What is a vampire's least favorite city?
A. Philadelphia, because it's always sunny there.
Q.
What is a skeleton's favorite classic rock band?
A. The Grateful Dead. |
Q.
How did the monster cure his sore throat?
A. He spent all day gargoyle-ing.
Q.
What subject did Dracula major in during college?
A. AcCounting.
Q.
What is it call when Dracula rearranges the furniture in
his castle?
A. Fang Shui.
Vampire
Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl,
I can make your heart beat again. |
