| Q.
Why dob't witches wear flat hats?
A. 'Cause they see no point to it.
Q.
Why was the blonde wearing a hat shaped like a grave tombstone?
A. 'Cause she had her hair died.
Q.
What kind of makeup do witches wear?
A. Ma-scare-a.
Seductive Woman: Undress me with your words.
Wouldbe Beau: There's a scary spider in your bra.
Q.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
A. Charm bracelets
Q.
Where do crazy hat ladies live?
A. Mad-hattan, NY.
Q.
What do men really want from their underwear?
A. A bit of support and a lot of freedom.
Q.
What happened when the best tailor in town passed away?
A. He was given a fitting eulogy. |
Q.
What do you call a big angry monster who absolutely will
not go outside without his hat?
A. A hot head!
Q.
What does a tin foil hat protect the nerdy guy from?
A. Getting a date.
Q.
Why did the skeleton wear a party hat on his knee?
A. The bonehead thought it would be funny.
Q.
What is it called when one monster knocks the hat off another
monster?
A. Decapitation.
Q.
Where do old stockings go when they die?
A. If they're hole-y, they go to heaven. But if they stink
to high heaven, they go to hell.
Q.
What haunting footwear do stylish cowboy ghosts wear?
A. BOOOts.
Q. What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A. White pillow cases.
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Q.
Which Boston barber shop lost so many customers that it
had to close?
A. Jack the Clipper.
Q.
What big scary dinosaur wore a a cowboy hat?
A. Tyrannosaurus Tex!
Q.
What is a bald zombie wearing a dumb toupee called?
A. A hair brain.
Q.
Why should you shave you head before committing an evil
act?
A. If you're going to sin, you might as well sin baldly.
Q.
Which werewolf had the best makeup and hairstyling in 1981?
A. An American Werewolf in London.
Q.
What are a ghost's favorite kind of trousers for just knocking
around?
A. Faded Boo Jeans!
Old
fashion designers might die, but they do go out in style!
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