Q. What are the six most frightening words in the world?
A. The Dentist Can See You Now!

Q. How long did it take for two Transylvania dentists to fall for each other?
A. It was love at first bite.

Q. Why did the vampire always keep his fangs so clean?
A. To prevent bat breath!

Bloody Funny Point to Ponder: Are elderly vampires long in the tooth?

Scary Dental Grin of the Day: When I said I was afraid of the dentist, I didn't mean the drill. I meant the bill!

Q. What is the difference between a scary dentist and a sadistic aerobics instructor at the gym?
A. The dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Q. What's the difference between a vampire with a toothache and a rainstorm?
A. One roars in pain, and the other pours the rain.

Q. What did the vampire dentist say about the werewolf that ate garlic?
A. His bark is worse than his bite!

Q. Why did the werewolf always keep his fangs so clean?
A. To prevent bat howl-o-tosis!

Q. How is the guy who was bitten by a werewolf doing now?
A. He's lycan it so far.

Scary Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.
Patient: Um, I'm not!

Q. What is the favorite song of many scary dentists?
A. The Yanks Are Coming.

Scary Dental Visit News Flash: An orthodontist was found dead, killed by a hatchet. But, nobody was arrested because the death was ruled axe-i-dental.

Patient: Doc, do you always extract teeth painlessly?
Dentist: Frankly, No. Last month I dislocated my wrist.

Vamkpire dentist jokes really bite!

Q. What does an active vampire secretly fear the most?
A. Tooth decay.

Q. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A. To improve his bite.

Q. How far is it to the fang's dentist office?
A. Tooth smiles.

Q. What can you expect at a visit to a witch dentist's officel?
A. A tooth hex-aminations.

Q. Who gives a young sasquatch money for his teeth?
A. The Tooth Hairy!

Q. What does the zombie dentist of the year get?
A. A little plague.

Painful Dental Pun of the Day: A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact on his patients.

Q. What does a grateful werewolf sa yto his dentist?
A. Fang you very much.

Q. How does an elderly vampire refer to his new false teeth?
A. As a new fangled invention.

Q. Which enthusiastic followers are the favorites of movie vampires?
A. Their fang club.

Q. What do you get if you cross Dracula with Al Capone?
A. A blood thirsty fangster.

Q. What is it called when Dracula's dentist rearranges the furniture in his office waiting room?
A. Fang Shui.

Q. What does your dentist call the fear of flossing your teeth?
A. Flosstrophobia!

Q. Why do people hate vampire fangs so much?
A. Because they can be a real vein in the neck!

Q. What did the werewolf's dentist office receptionist say?
A. Howl may I help you?

Q. Why do stealthy vampires brush and floss their fangs so often?
A. Because bat breath is a dead giveaway!

Q. What did the werewolf eat shortly after having his teeth cleaned?
A. The dentist.

Q. Where do killer whales go to get braces?
A. To an orca-dentist.

Dentist: This will hurt a bit.
Patient: Okay.
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife.

Q. What's the difference between a Bigfoot with a toothache and a Colorado thunderstorm?
A. One roars in pain. The other pours in rain.

Painful Dental Groan of the Day: Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving.

Scary Dentistry Point to Ponder: If dentists make money off people with bad teeth, should you trust the toothpaste or toothbrush recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists?

Q. How can you get a new set of teeth put in you for free?
A. Pet a lion.

Q. What do you call a vampire addict who gets his teeth pulled just to get pain pills?
A. Count Drugula.

Q. Why did the blonde vampire try out to be a porn star?
A. 'Cause she had really big fangs and thangs.

Q. How long did it take for the two fangs to fall in love?
A. It was lust at first bite.

Q. Why did the overweight vampire get braces?
A. To correct his over-bite.

"Please scream as loud as you can," said the dentist to his patient. Patient asks, "Why would I do that?" Dentist replies, "The waiting room is full and the football game is on in ten minutes!"

Q. Why did the dentist faint?
A. Her son came home an announced he'd joined the hockey team!

Q. How are the bogeyman and false teeth alike?
A. Both only come out at night!

Q. What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
A. One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH!

Did you hear about the dentist who was convicted of incisor trading? <---- Now, that really IS scary!

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