Q.
What happened to the vampire standup comedian who performed
at the haunted house?
A. He got booed off stage.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a school teacher?
A. Lots of blood tests.
Q.
What do you get if you cross Google with a vampire?
A. A know-it-all that's a real pain in the neck!
Q.
What's worse than a hungry vampire?
A. A thirsty vampire. |
Q.
Why wouldn't the skeleton eat liver?
A. He didn't have the stomach for it.
Q.
Which cheesy pop singer did skeletons groove to decades
ago?
A. Bone Jovi.
Q.
What did the skeleton choose for his stage name?
A. Pelvis.
Q.
What did the thousand-year-old skeleton complain about?
A. Aching bones.
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Q.
What did the vampire say after reading all these bloody
funny puns?
A. These jokes really do SUCK!
Q.
How do you get into a vampire drama school?
A. Just act supernatural.
Q.
What's the difference between a vampire with a toothache
and a Colorado thunderstorm?
A. One roars in pain, and the other pours in rain.
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Scary Story: Vampire puns do suck. |