Q. Which candy do horny pirates hope to get for
A. Sweet TaRRRts.
What do Twitter users call birds that love candy?
A. Tweet Hearts.
What is a pirate's favorite Halloween candy?
A. Salt water taffy.
Why is there always candy at the cash register?
A. So that you'll buy some if it's a Payday.
Which quacking animated character's diet consists of sticky,
A. Taffy Duck.
What happened to the guy who fell into a vat of gum at the
A.The boss chewed him out.
What did the CEO call expenses for his new company that
makes bubble gum?
A. The cost of chewing business.
Which chocolate candy is exclusively for girls?
A. Her-She's Kisses.
What do you call the guy who misplaced the gooey chocolate
treats on the camping trip?
A. A s'more loser!
Why did the blonde put a candy bar under her pillow?
A. She wanted to have sweet dreams.
What do little green men like to put in their hot chocolate?
What do you get if somebody gifts you sheepskin boots and
A. Uggs and Kisses.
Last night I dreamed that I ate a giant marshmallow.
Shrink: I see. What's wrong with that?
Patient: In the morning, my pillow was gone.
time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts.
After they've eaten a few handfuls say, "I've never
liked peanuts, but I like to suck the chocolate off of them."
What is a southern farmer's favorite snack?
A. Cotton candy.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A. A Gummy Bear!
What is a Halloween retreat?
A. A second piece of candy.
Which kind of keys do a locksmith's kids get to carry around?
Snack Laugh of the Day: It's time for a snack, he snickered.
Holiday Tidbit: Did you hear about the guy who collected
candy canes? They were all in mint condition.