| Q.
Why are potatoes better for your vision than carrots?
A. Because potatoes grow from eyes.
Q.
Why do carrots help your vision?
A. 'Cause they contain Vitamin See.
Q.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
A. Nobody's ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses.
Q.
Why did the orange root veggie decide to wear a costume
to Mardi Gras?
A. It was a mask-carrot party. |
Q.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A. Wanna grab a bite?
Did
you hear about two women digging in the garden? One dug
up a foot-long carrot and said, "This reminds me of
my husband." Second woman asks, "Your husband
is that long?" She answers, "No, that dirty!"
Q.
Why do rabbits eat raw carrots?
A. They don't know how to cook.
Patient:
Doctor, I feel like a carrot!
Shrink: Calm down and don't get yourself into a stew!
|
Q.
Which veggie watches over all the elderly vegetables?
A. The carrot-aker.
Q.
What was the incontinent farmer's biggest problem?
A. He managed the carrots, but could not control his peas!
Q.
What is a gold miner's favorite root vegetable?
A. Karats.
Q.
Why do pirates eat so many carrots?
A. So that they can sea better. |
