Banana Jokes, Ape-Peeling Puns, Going Bananas 2

Banana Jokes, Bent Puns, Going Ape for Bananas!
(Because Bunches of Food Fights Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Jungle Monkeys or Chimps on Monkey Bars!)

Gorilla asks: Did you hear about the new banana diet? You don't lose much weight, but climbing trees is a breeze!

Banana Riddle: Q. Why don't bananas snore when they sleep? A. So they don't wake the rest of the bunch!

Q. What song do you sing if you've run out of bananas? A. What else but peelings!

Q. What is the hippest kind of fruit?
A. A bae-nae-nae.

Q. Why couldn't the whipped cream find the banana at the party?
A. It already split!

Q. Why didn't the banana yell Hi?
A. Because it could only yellow.

Q. What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? A. The banana split!

Arresting Banana Humor: What do you call california banana motorcycle cops? A. Banana Chips!

Q. When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map? A. When the bananas chip in!

Q. Which day of the week do bananas like the least?
A. Sundae.

Q. What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves?
A. A bunch of pansies.

Q. Which fruit do lambs like the best?
A. Baa-naa-naas!

Gorilla Telling Banana Jokes: What do fruit use to buy things? A. Banana Bread!

Fruity Chemistry Joke: What did a science teacher say Ba + Na2 is? A. Banana!

Q. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? A. Slippers!

Q. Why don't bananas ever get lonely?
A. They always hang out in bunches!

Q. What is yellow and always points to the north?
A. A magnetic banana!

Q. Why was the ice cream social canceled?
A. Because all the bananas split!

Chimp asks: Why couldn't the banan yell HI? A. It could only YELLOW!

Sick Banana Joke: Why did the banana go see the doctor? A. It wasn't peeling well!

Banana Humor: Which day of the week do bananas like least? A. Sundae!

Q. Why do monkeys love bananas?
A. Because they have a-peel!

Q. What do you call golden bananas?
A. A bunch of money.

Q. Why did a man eat a banana without peeling it first?
A. He already knew what was inside.

Q. Where do bananas go to learn? A. Sundae school!

Banana Joke: What do ou dod if you see a blue banana? A. Try to cheer it up!

Gorilla asks: What is yellow and goes Bzzzzzz? A. An electric banana!

Q. What is yellow and writes?
A. A ball-point banana. Wow, that's remarkable.

Q. What do you call two banana skins?
A. A pair of slippers.

Q. Why did the banana go to a hairdresser?
A. Because it had split ends!

You've gone ape this far, so here's even more bent humor, sundae smiles,
mellow jokes, and yellow painful puns to sweeten up your mood:

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