| Q.
How did the jury find the strip steak defendant?
A. Grill-ty as Charred!
Q.
What is the slogan at the new bodybuilder gym that's exclusively
for for rare steak eaters?
A. Beef-It!
Q.
What did the grill master call the first draft of a new
steak recipes cookbook? A. A menuscript.
A
beefy guy wanted to take home the leftovers from the steak
cookout, but somebody else foiled his plans.
Q.
What do vegans call a dumb steak-eating omnivore?
A. A Meathead! |
Q.
What happens when two chefs have a steak grilling contest?
A. The heat is on!
Q.
Where can you go for a veal steak at lunch time?
A. a calf-eteria.
Q.
What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?
A. Real men eat steak!
Q.
Why are sizzling grilled steaks such brilliant actors?
A. They give meaty performances, especially if they're prime.
Beefy
BBQ Point to Ponder: Why isn't there a chain of Elvis Presley
steak houses? The slogan would be: For people who love meat
tender.
Q.
What did the guy say about his thoroughly cooked steak?
A. Job well done. |
A
vegetarian, ameat eater, and a cannibal go out to lunch.
The veg orders a salad, and the meathead orders a medium-rare
steak. But, the cannibal told the waiter, "I think I'll
just wait 'til they're done."
Q.
Why do people kill animals?
A. Fur convenience steak.
Q.
Where do cowboys cooking up their hot beef steak feel right
at home?
A. At. Chippendale's.
High
Steaks Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, you're as steamy as a porterhouse steak sizzlin' on
my hot BBQ grill.
Q.
Why did the space alien throw beef steak at an asteroid?
A. He wanted a little meaty-or. |
