| Q.
Why did the librarian join the police force?
A. 'Cause he wanted to work under cover.
Q.
What do you call a spy who works undercover as a janitor?
A. A sweeper agent.
Q.
What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond?
A. The Road Not Shaken but Stirred.
Q.
Was it hard for James Bond to steal secret plans for the
new dastardly weapon?
A. No. It was easy as spy.
Q.
What do you call a famous fictional spy who makes a ton
of movies?
A. A high-yield Bond. |
Q.
When is an undercover cop in uniform?
A. Only on his day off!
Q.
Do old police detectives ever die?
A. Nobody knows, because they're always under cover.
Q.
Do old spies ever die?
A. Nobody knows because they leave no trace.
Police
State Point to Ponder: Why is its name the Secret Service,
if everybody knows about it?
Q.
Why did the cops detain the mattress store delivery truck
driver that sped by?
A. Because he could blow their cover.
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Q.
Who can help you if your glass eyeball has gone missing?
A. A private eye!
Q.
What is the ultimate car for a rural police detective?
A. A track-tor.
Q.
Where is underwater spying reported in France?
A. Paris Scope.
Q.
Why did a book join the police department?
A. It wanted to go under cover.
Q.
Which plush TV frog was actually a detective?
A. Kermit A. Crime. |
