Point to Ponder: Aren't lawyers in the courtroom being judged,
How is attending a Bar Association meeting like going to
a bait shop?
A. There is an abundance of worms, maggots, nightcrawlers,
What did the owl say to the judge?
A. I'm talon you, I am innocent.
How did the trial for the wrought iron gate company go?
A. It was an open and shut case.
Why didn't the guy who took all the shirts off the GI Joe
dolls go to jail?
A. 'Cause the judge said he had the right to bare
Tube Point to Ponder: Are courtroom dramas lawsome?
When is an English teacher like a judge?
A. When she hands out long sentences.
What do high-priced attorneys wear to court?
A. Expensive Lawsuits.
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Why did you steal that bird?
Defendant: It was just a lark.
What was the judge's usual order at the bar?
A. Just ice.
What sentence did the judge hand out to the habitual board
How did the clever blonde lawyer sway the judge?
A. She dropped her briefs before court.
Court Order: Those who committed audacious acts shall remain
What did the smug doctor say to the judge?
A. You're trying my patients!
Brief: There are two kinds of lawyers – those who
know the law, and those who know the judge.
How did the trial against the defective door manufacturer
A. It was yet another open and shut case.
Why didn't the guy who took all the arms off the Teddy bears
go to jail?
A. 'Cause the judge said he had the right to bear
What is the legal term for two cats in a courtroom?
Which is the only US president who was never guilty?
A. Lincoln. He's in a cent.